[ video/action ] locked away from fempan

[fourseasons]

[The camera turns on to reveal Japan in what seems to be the oxygen gardens. A place he can enjoy, though his face does hold a bit of concern.]

Greetings, everyone. If we have yet to speak, I will repeat once more that I am the State of Japan. That is to say, there seems to be an issue in various cases of people sharing names, faces, or perhaps identities as a whole, but... [He shifts, realizing he's rambling a little too much.]

I suppose I am trying to say that there is someone here who goes by the name of the Empire of Japan. I would like to clarify that I am no longer an Empire, but as a true Japanese man I feel I must take responsibility for these sort of actions, even if they are no fault of mine. That is to say... I hope to stop such things as annexation of the kitchen before it spreads to other rooms.

...But I will admit I am at a loss of what to do. Ah, does anyone perhaps have advice for this sort of situation? It seems she considers me an enemy, and I must consider her the same if she continues to spread my name in such a way, but I do not wish for a war.

[A brisk sigh indicates he's glad he got that out.]

On a related note, I am curious as to how many others are dealing with a similar situation, and how they choose to go about this.

And lastly... Is anyone aware of how I can return to the passenger's quarters from here? It is a very nice area, but I seem to have found it on accident. [So. He's lost.] ...Thank you. [And the feed cuts off.]

Comments

[fourseasons]

I would not eat a friend!

[zoosmell]

i hope when you star in my soulless fish eyes...
you still feel the same.

1/2

[fourseasons]

[John, I want you to know



he would eat you

with salt. tons of salt.]

[fourseasons]

That day will surely not come, but I assure you I would.

[zoosmell]

weirder things have happened!
i didn't expect my bestest friend to turn into a bird!
but we all have our bad days.

[fourseasons]

...This is true enough.
Ah, well... Hopefully it will not. I quite enjoy your company as you are.

[zoosmell]

that's too bad...
we all change.

[fourseasons]

I did not mean it in such a way.
Indeed we all change... I believe I have gone through many changes, myself.

[zoosmell]

have you said that to her?

[fourseasons]

[O-oh...]

We have not truly had the chance to sit down and speak...

[zoosmell]

what about mailing it to her?
i am not sure if we get stamps on here...
or mail...

[fourseasons]

Should it be separate from a... friendly meeting, if I have scheduled such a thing?

[zoosmell]

wow, you already scheduled a friendly meeting with her?
you go super fast!
wow!
you are good with all the ladies and possibly fish!

[fourseasons]

I am not sure about that...
Ah, but I will see how it goes, I suppose. ...If she shows up.

[zoosmell]

you don't have to be so modest!
this is going really well!
you guys will talk and hug it out.
i have seen it in movies.
you will have so many tears.

[fourseasons]

Modesty is for the best.
Ah, but I am not so sure about hugs...

Hopefully we will talk it out, however.

[zoosmell]

yeah!!!
oh, but...
are you bad at hugs?

[fourseasons]

I suppose that is one way of saying it.

[zoosmell]

i would not mind giving you lots of hug practices!

[fourseasons]

gfdkjsm,

[Woops dropped it]

That is not necessary thank you for the offer!

[zoosmell]

i do not think you can escape all this hug business!
we will have so much hug business that it will be like we were running an entire monopoly industry on hugs!

[fourseasons]

I do not think I can ever be mentally prepared for this sort of training!

[zoosmell]

what if i told you that i was a WORLD CLASS hugger?
nobody can hug as good as i can!
i will hug so good and so hard, it will be like the cleanest tissues after a really big shit.

[fourseasons]

I feel as if even this conversation is dangerous for my health.
My blood pressure is too high, surely...

[zoosmell]

first, you put your two arms in!