[ video/action ] locked away from fempan

[fourseasons]

[The camera turns on to reveal Japan in what seems to be the oxygen gardens. A place he can enjoy, though his face does hold a bit of concern.]

Greetings, everyone. If we have yet to speak, I will repeat once more that I am the State of Japan. That is to say, there seems to be an issue in various cases of people sharing names, faces, or perhaps identities as a whole, but... [He shifts, realizing he's rambling a little too much.]

I suppose I am trying to say that there is someone here who goes by the name of the Empire of Japan. I would like to clarify that I am no longer an Empire, but as a true Japanese man I feel I must take responsibility for these sort of actions, even if they are no fault of mine. That is to say... I hope to stop such things as annexation of the kitchen before it spreads to other rooms.

...But I will admit I am at a loss of what to do. Ah, does anyone perhaps have advice for this sort of situation? It seems she considers me an enemy, and I must consider her the same if she continues to spread my name in such a way, but I do not wish for a war.

[A brisk sigh indicates he's glad he got that out.]

On a related note, I am curious as to how many others are dealing with a similar situation, and how they choose to go about this.

And lastly... Is anyone aware of how I can return to the passenger's quarters from here? It is a very nice area, but I seem to have found it on accident. [So. He's lost.] ...Thank you. [And the feed cuts off.]

Comments

[fourseasons]

I feel as if even this conversation is dangerous for my health.
My blood pressure is too high, surely...

[zoosmell]

first, you put your two arms in!

[fourseasons]

This is equally embarrassing even over text...

[zoosmell]

and then you wraaaaaap them tightly around the person!

[fourseasons]

I cannot do this!!!

[zoosmell]

and then you give a big humongous squeeze!

[fourseasons]

Why squeeze?

[zoosmell]

because you're really happy to see them!

[fourseasons]

Can this not be exclaimed in some other way?
Perhaps "I am glad to see you" for example.

[zoosmell]

i guess?
but you have to do it really powerfully or they might not get it.

[fourseasons]

I see......

[zoosmell]

a secret handshake is just as good as any hug.

[fourseasons]

Eh really? It sounds much less traumatizing.
How does one go about such a thing?

[zoosmell]

it's really easy!
first you stick out your hand.

[fourseasons]

Like a normal handshake.

[zoosmell]

yeah!

and then you do the dragon double-dragon triple waterfall backlash jellybean super bop the finger slip the captain hook the fuck you the asshole and then the flip slip triple switch.

[fourseasons]

What

[zoosmell]

oh.
should i go slower?

[fourseasons]

Considering this is text


I do not feel that is the problem...

[zoosmell]

um.
first you start with the d
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[fourseasons]

What kind of maneuver is the dragon?!

[zoosmell]

oh, that's really easy!
do you know what it looks like when you clap your hands together?

[fourseasons]

Yes...?

[zoosmell]

instead of clapping, you raise your hand in the air and you do a swan dive and then three loops and then a zig-zag pattern and then a slow ascension in a circle before slapping the other person's hand.

1/???

[fourseasons]