[ video/action ] locked away from fempan

[fourseasons]

[The camera turns on to reveal Japan in what seems to be the oxygen gardens. A place he can enjoy, though his face does hold a bit of concern.]

Greetings, everyone. If we have yet to speak, I will repeat once more that I am the State of Japan. That is to say, there seems to be an issue in various cases of people sharing names, faces, or perhaps identities as a whole, but... [He shifts, realizing he's rambling a little too much.]

I suppose I am trying to say that there is someone here who goes by the name of the Empire of Japan. I would like to clarify that I am no longer an Empire, but as a true Japanese man I feel I must take responsibility for these sort of actions, even if they are no fault of mine. That is to say... I hope to stop such things as annexation of the kitchen before it spreads to other rooms.

...But I will admit I am at a loss of what to do. Ah, does anyone perhaps have advice for this sort of situation? It seems she considers me an enemy, and I must consider her the same if she continues to spread my name in such a way, but I do not wish for a war.

[A brisk sigh indicates he's glad he got that out.]

On a related note, I am curious as to how many others are dealing with a similar situation, and how they choose to go about this.

And lastly... Is anyone aware of how I can return to the passenger's quarters from here? It is a very nice area, but I seem to have found it on accident. [So. He's lost.] ...Thank you. [And the feed cuts off.]

Comments

[zoosmell]

it's really easy!
first you stick out your hand.

[fourseasons]

Like a normal handshake.

[zoosmell]

yeah!

and then you do the dragon double-dragon triple waterfall backlash jellybean super bop the finger slip the captain hook the fuck you the asshole and then the flip slip triple switch.

[fourseasons]

What

[zoosmell]

oh.
should i go slower?

[fourseasons]

Considering this is text


I do not feel that is the problem...

[zoosmell]

um.
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[fourseasons]

What kind of maneuver is the dragon?!

[zoosmell]

oh, that's really easy!
do you know what it looks like when you clap your hands together?

[fourseasons]

Yes...?

[zoosmell]

instead of clapping, you raise your hand in the air and you do a swan dive and then three loops and then a zig-zag pattern and then a slow ascension in a circle before slapping the other person's hand.

1/???

[fourseasons]

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ok done

[fourseasons]

I truly cannot keep up...

[zoosmell]

i guess hugging might be a little easier...
it's a four step move, anyway!
one, arms out!
two, wrap!
three, squeeze!

[fourseasons]

I will try my best at mentally preparing for such things...

[zoosmell]

the fourth step just means you don't have to hug anyone if you don't wanna.
as long as you can really show what you feel.

[fourseasons]

[cute........]

I see... I believe I understand.

[zoosmell]

maybe we can come up with our own secret handshake, though.
and nobody else is allowed to know!
except probably jade, because she knows everything.
oh, rose is ok too, though!
and maybe dave.
anyway, we should totally come up with something super secret.

[fourseasons]

As long as it is not something that is difficult to do, I would like that.
Please keep in mind I am quite old, despite my appearance...

[zoosmell]

oh...
is that why you don't like hugs?

[fourseasons]

I don't believe those are related.
And it is not as if I do not like hugs, they are simply far too personal, and it is startling if I am attempting to enjoy my garden and someone leaps out of nowhere with a hug.