009 ☀ text ☀ the ruiner's your only friend well he's the living end to the cattle he deceives

[tumbleweeds]

[ Jaye doesn't usually use text, and she almost never capitalizes anything, much less nothing but capslock. Still, she's not using audio or video right now because the current situation is, to be quite honest, more than upsetting and she doesn't want whoever Did It to know just how much she's bothered. ]

WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS TOOK MY CHICKEN

I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL RIP YOU INTO PIECES IF YOU DO NOT GIVE HER BACK, ALIVE AND UNHARMED

DO YOU HEAR ME I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU

and none of you are getting milk and eggs until i find out!!!!!!!!!!

and before anyone asks she was in a coop with the others and now she isn't and there is blood on the ground and feathers and i can't catch a decent scent

NOW SOMEONE GIVE HER BACK

[ locked to ALARIC & TONY ]
also jenna went exploring with desmond. i was supposed to tell you. yell at them not me because i am not in the mood

((ooc: JIM MORIARTY IS A BAD MAN and had the chicken killed via Moran everyone throw rocks at them))

Comments

text that was supposed to be anon but oops it's not

[picnmix]

so im not saying ive got your chicken but if i did would you trade some nude photos for her

text; nathan now is not the time this is srs!!!!

[tumbleweeds]

how about i don't rip your dick off with my teeth if you have my chicken

how about that

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[idkmybffbloodwing]

I'm coming over there. An extra set of eyes never hurt, in case you missed something.

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[tumbleweeds]

fine but i didnt

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[firms]

your chicken is missing? maybe it wandered off

[ text

[tumbleweeds]

unless she has learned to open doors that are locked from the outside with her beak, no she did not

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[starked]

got the text after the jump. it's no big deal. i won't yell. literally no room to judge.

you tell anyone other than the fiancee of hers?

[ because whatever he sees who else is on this lock. ]

text » locked

[tumbleweeds]

if you took your new eye out you would have room

[ THAT'S NOT FUNNY JAYE it is kind of though. She is just trying to not focus on her MIA bird. ]

no that would be stupid

text;

[tigers]

Well, that's a damn shame. Haven't you got others?

text;

[tumbleweeds]

that's not the point!

text;

[handelaar]

[Really, he's surprised that this is the first he's hearing of this. It's not like he's working that far away from the second level.]

Sure she was in the coop
Where's the blood

text;

[tumbleweeds]

[ That would be because Jaye's first instinct after "try to find her" was "THREATEN EVERYONE". ]

unless someone took her out of the coop she was in the coop
little closer to the trees, near the coop

[text]

[jurisimpudent]

If there's blood, odds are that you'll not be getting her back. Do you honestly think that cessation of provisions will remotely help?

[text]

[tumbleweeds]

dont use big bullshit words on me right now

and theyre mine to give i will fucking stop them if i want NOT LIKE WE'LL HAVE AS MANY NOW ANYWAY IF MY FUCKING CHICKEN IS DEAD

unsourced audio;

[spider]

[ Sound of the oven ding. ]

YOU'RE A BAD PERSON

[tumbleweeds]

[ And now Jaye's switching to audio. ]

What the fuck-

gently adds to our pile of ongoing threads

[faithlessly]

My money's on the monster dog.

[ or not really, but let him be sam, so you know, a bitch act as a ~REMINDER OF CONSTANT JUDGMENT AT YOUR CHOICE OF PETS~ JAYE. ]

rolls in them

[tumbleweeds]

he was with me and if you're going to be an asshole about this then maybe i should make you worry about something else

text.

[incubo]

wtf you keep chickens????

[ it sounds so redneck..!! super u n s u r e right now. ]

text.

[tumbleweeds]

and a cow and a horse that got left behind by someone

but let's focus on the important thing here!!!

voice;

[justamobster]

When'd you notice her gone?

text;

[tumbleweeds]

just a little bit ago, i came up to check on them for the night

[text]

[yardbird]

How

[Shit. "How" doesn't matter, does it? If Murphy didn't have Alex to worry about, he'd be right on top of chicken retrieval. Moreover, he's been helping to look after them, so in a sense he feels partially responsible as well.

[Going through some of these replies, he assumes the worst.]

I'm sorry, I don't know what t

I wasn't th



Sorry...

[text]

[tumbleweeds]

not your fault

the coop is good someone did this on purpose

[fuckinghysterical]

[While she hadn't talked to Jaye in a while, she remembers how much she really seemed to love animals, so the least she could do was express her condolences.

That, and the fact that she needed some sort of distraction to keep from freaking out about events from earlier today.]

im sorry about your chicken. :c

i hope if you figure out who took your chicken you get a good punch or two in though. c:

[tumbleweeds]

[ They can just try to distract each other. ]

thanks

oh i'll do more than punch them, you don't fuck with what's mine

[ Her animals, her people, her anything. ]

[text]

[testgasm]

look i know that we've had animal-related disagreements before but i am sorry this happened

good on you for going at edgeworth though a+ work right there

[text]

[tumbleweeds]

to be fair on you it does really suck to step in cow shit

thanks though

well fuck like it or not it is his fucking job christ on a crutch

voice.

[shoyu]

I'm terribly sorry to hear of this, Miss Jaye, and will do my best to remain vigilante while on patrol duties.

However, have you considered the possibility that someone might have taken the chicken for food? It's possible that someone newer to the ship might not have known the chickens belonged to you, and decided to take action. Not that this would be an adequate excuse, but if this were the case, your anger may scare them away from a confession, I think.

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[tumbleweeds]

have you considered the possibility that there's shit all over the network saying HEY DON'T FUCK WITH THE ANIMALS IN THE OXYGEN GARDENS and that people shouldn't just open up chicken coops that don't belong to them? because you're right it's not a goddamn adequate excuse

but at least you give a shit and know it's part of your fucking job to help

text

[walksonrooftops]

[NO he liked those chickens, he liked every one of them and he was supposed to take care of them. Can't see the frown through a text but yeah, it's definitely there.]

jaye should i look for the chicken

text

[tumbleweeds]

[ Come here Asato she needs kitty hugs :C ]

that'd be great yeah

not that i have any leads other than some asshole making oven noises at me

video;

[mansuetus]

Perhaps it is apt time to remind those on the ship that greed and gluttony are sins.

[ since she is pretty convinced someone ate it. ]

I am sorry someone took your chicken away, Golden Jaye. I hope they can be found.

permatext

[tumbleweeds]

[ So is she. :C ]

thanks lu [ because let's be honest she has no idea how to spell her name ]

just she was in her coop why would anyone ever

Video

[skindeep]

We could form a search party. [Not even joking here.]

permatext

[tumbleweeds]

i dont want to leave the others right now

text;

[puppydogeyes]

We'll do what we can.

text;

[tumbleweeds]

thanks

[ And a few minutes later: ]

hey tyke? you know my dog hasn't hurt anyone, right?

text;

[heltersskelter]

im sorry jaye

text;

[tumbleweeds]

thanks

hey can you come up here for a bit?

[ text ] cambridge will be so mad if someone's made this joke before him

[sexting]

Ms Jaye, are you trying to inform us that you're desperately searching for a cock

[ text ] OH MY GOD I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING THO

[tumbleweeds]

funny.

she's a hen

text;

[nothlit]

someone's killing the animals?

text;

[tumbleweeds]

don't know if it's anything more than my chicken for now

i guess technically i don't know she's dead but signs aren't looking good

voice;

[coffeeking]

I expect it was someone who can't read.

[He is scathingly referring, of course, to the lovely sign he made that informs everyone in the oxygen gardens to leave the goddamn animals alone.]

permatext

[tumbleweeds]

or just an asshole

[Voice]

[realslimstrider]

I'll keep an eye out. I'm in the oxygen gardens all the time to just stretch my wings so if something goes on here, I might be able to catch it.

permatext

[tumbleweeds]

thanks

i usually am too but the more looking out the better

text;

[dilemma]

[ shit. IF THIS IS YOUR DOING STEFAN, SO HELP HIM... ]

Can you describe the chicken?

text;

[tumbleweeds]

uh. female. brown. feathers. beak. regular chicken size?