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009 ☀ text ☀ the ruiner's your only friend well he's the living end to the cattle he deceives

[ Jaye doesn't usually use text, and she almost never capitalizes anything, much less nothing but capslock. Still, she's not using audio or video right now because the current situation is, to be quite honest, more than upsetting and she doesn't want whoever Did It to know just how much she's bothered. ]

WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS TOOK MY CHICKEN

I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL RIP YOU INTO PIECES IF YOU DO NOT GIVE HER BACK, ALIVE AND UNHARMED

DO YOU HEAR ME I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU

and none of you are getting milk and eggs until i find out!!!!!!!!!!

and before anyone asks she was in a coop with the others and now she isn't and there is blood on the ground and feathers and i can't catch a decent scent

NOW SOMEONE GIVE HER BACK

[ locked to ALARIC & TONY ]
also jenna went exploring with desmond. i was supposed to tell you. yell at them not me because i am not in the mood

((ooc: JIM MORIARTY IS A BAD MAN and had the chicken killed via Moran everyone throw rocks at them))

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so im not saying ive got your chicken but if i did would you trade some nude photos for her

how about i don't rip your dick off with my teeth if you have my chicken

how about that

I'm coming over there. An extra set of eyes never hurt, in case you missed something.

your chicken is missing? maybe it wandered off

fine but i didnt

unless she has learned to open doors that are locked from the outside with her beak, no she did not

[ oh shit it's not anon and now his dick is on the line, WINCING SLIGHTLY........ ]

thats quite graphic

i see this chicken means quite a lot to you is this a bestiality thing because i cant imagine sex with a chicken would be particularly satisfying from the female perspective

and what i mean to say is what would you do with a clunge and a chicken really theres just no logical way to put those two things together

[ there saved it. ]

so someone had a chicken dinner?

got the text after the jump. it's no big deal. i won't yell. literally no room to judge.

you tell anyone other than the fiancee of hers?

[ because whatever he sees who else is on this lock. ]

Coming over anyway.

why the fuck would i have sex with a chicken what the hell is wrong with you

what the fuck is a clunge

k

[ She will try to look less like a hot mess who has been tearing up by the time he arrives. ]

that or they're doing animal sacrifice which i mean if that's your belief go for it but USE SOMEONE ELSE'S BIRD

do we have people on board who practice animal sacrifice?

if you took your new eye out you would have room

[ THAT'S NOT FUNNY JAYE it is kind of though. She is just trying to not focus on her MIA bird. ]

no that would be stupid

Well, that's a damn shame. Haven't you got others?

[Really, he's surprised that this is the first he's hearing of this. It's not like he's working that far away from the second level.]

Sure she was in the coop
Where's the blood

a twat
fanny
cunt

and youre the one crying about it
two and two equals bestiality

were you in love with a chicken

If there's blood, odds are that you'll not be getting her back. Do you honestly think that cessation of provisions will remotely help?

i don't know we might

that's not the point!

[ That would be because Jaye's first instinct after "try to find her" was "THREATEN EVERYONE". ]

unless someone took her out of the coop she was in the coop
little closer to the trees, near the coop

[As if her looking like that would surprise him one bit; he knows how much care she gives those animals and how much they mean to her, even if he doesn't have that same sentiment toward his own chickens at all.

He makes his way to the crime scene in the gardens, realizing that realistically, there isn't much he can do, either. Red blood on green grass is practically invisible to him, unfortunately, and his bird won't be much help in telling him where the trail goes, especially since the little fluffball would rather eye the living chickens. But he feels compelled to help Jaye after everything she's done for him, and in all honesty, this is the closest to his usual sort of jobs that he's been able to take here, tracking down some other ruthless killer and delivering revenge for someone who can't.]

You doin' okay, Jaye?

anyone fess up yet?

[ Sound of the oven ding. ]

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009 ☀ text ☀ the ruiner's your only friend well he's the living end to the cattle he deceives

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