Flight 001 - Video

[whatatoolhewas]

This is former Alliance Navy, arguably currently Cerberus employed flight lieutenant Jeff Moreau; callsign “Joker”; while I’ve already gotten an idea of what’s going on with the shuttles down in the hanger thanks to Hotspur, a guy’s gotta ask: why haven’t we made it a priority to get those repaired and running and ditched this floating coffin?

[He scratches at his chin – beard’s getting a little scruffy around the edges there – and shifts on camera, looking more than a little annoyed.]

Just, you know, throwing that out there. I don’t know about you, but I know I got better places to be than something out of a creepy ship like this. I mean, who designed this shit with the flying buttresses and all the funky internal architecture? It’s like some sort of Gothic antfarm in space.

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[goingsilent]

[ Kasumi likes to walk that thin line between serial flirting and being an outright tease. That's just how she rolls. ]

But let me guess: you'd still prefer the Normandy?

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[whatatoolhewas]

Who wouldn't?

It's like missing an arm. Everybody likes their arms.

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[goingsilent]

You can judge me for saying this if you want, but I think that might be a pilot thing.

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[whatatoolhewas]

Nah, it totaly is.

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[goingsilent]

One ship looks a lot like another when you don't have an eye for the things that make them different.

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[whatatoolhewas]

Yeah, I guess that's like not knowing a cornice when you see it.

What is a cornice, anyway?