Flight 001 - Video

[whatatoolhewas]

This is former Alliance Navy, arguably currently Cerberus employed flight lieutenant Jeff Moreau; callsign “Joker”; while I’ve already gotten an idea of what’s going on with the shuttles down in the hanger thanks to Hotspur, a guy’s gotta ask: why haven’t we made it a priority to get those repaired and running and ditched this floating coffin?

[He scratches at his chin – beard’s getting a little scruffy around the edges there – and shifts on camera, looking more than a little annoyed.]

Just, you know, throwing that out there. I don’t know about you, but I know I got better places to be than something out of a creepy ship like this. I mean, who designed this shit with the flying buttresses and all the funky internal architecture? It’s like some sort of Gothic antfarm in space.

Comments

[last_centurion]

Do we even know what planets are around? I'm not trying to be Mr. Negative, but as far as I can tell no one even knows where here is, so you'd just be flying us into nothing.

[whatatoolhewas]

That's sort of the point of finding starmaps, trying to find out where we are, and that sort of thing.

If we've got shuttles that work as scout vessels -- we might get a look around. If we don't, well, we'll have to figure out other means.

[last_centurion]

What do these shuttles run on? I mean, I'm not an engineering expert but I don't think there's a petrol station near.

[whatatoolhewas]

Sunshine and kitty farts.

[last_centurion]

Too bad there's a distinct lack of both on a ship in the middle of space.

[whatatoolhewas]

Sunshine is everywhere outside. Just not in great quantities when we're not near a star.

[last_centurion]

Are you going to go outside to refill the ship?

[whatatoolhewas]

You fail to grasp sarcasm a lot, don't you buddy?

[last_centurion]

[His eye roll is comletely good natured]

I've had a lifetime of training. Also, I was joking, although if we seriously needed something like that I could probably survive in space just fine.

So, what do they call you?

[whatatoolhewas]

Joker. Which should explain some things.

[last_centurion]

Sounds appropriate. Well, as long as you don't start dressing like a clown.

[whatatoolhewas]

That can go on the list of 'Things I wouldn't do even if you paid me'.

[last_centurion]

Hey, I know a bloke who thinks bowties are cool, so you never know what people find fashionable.

[whatatoolhewas]

Bow ties are so two centuries ago.

[last_centurion]

It's like walking around with my grandfather half the time. Oh, and if it isn't bowties it's hats. Horrible hats and let me tell you he does not have a head for hats.

[whatatoolhewas]

Sounds like a pretty weird guy.

[last_centurion]

He's...well, he's a good mate. Weird, yeah, but good.