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[picnmix]

[ Time to reach out and touch people on a mass scale. Not that he didn't appreciate the one-on-ones, everyone. Also screw you Caffrey, he's been waiting all month for this!! ]

hello fellow passengers youre welcome for fixing the network

so lets all say hello then, go ahead and tell me a bit about yourselves

and if youre feeling shy just remember that ive already seen most of you naked

and to those of you who wear underwear in your pods, first of all, no cheating

second of all soggy pants hide nothing and besides its probably best to get as much air as possible down there, who knows what sorts of weird stis you can get from space jelly if you let it incubate

basically all im saying is if theres an outbreak of the space thrush well all know you pants wearing bastards are to blame

[ He's not entirely sure if thrush is contagious, actually, but point made. ]

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[fraud]

wow, aren't you a breath of fresh air

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[picnmix]

which is exactly what all the cocks and fannies of the ship need

theres clinical support for this im not making it up

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[littleduck]

[Just have a thirteen year old girl staring with so much disapproval, Nathan. There is so much disapproval. So very much.]

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[picnmix]

what the fuck is this i thought they checked ids before abducting you poor bastards

are you five years old

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[littleduck]

thirteen.

I don't think they care who they abduct, not really. There's kids here younger than me, actual kids, a boy that's really only five.

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[picnmix]

are you serious

do you all have parents

is this like the lost boys

where have you been hiding!!

also a bit of friendly advice dont go anywhere near room 69 on the 13th floor

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[suddenlycaptain]

Wow.

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[picnmix]

yes i know its quite impressive isnt it

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[suddenlycaptain]

That's one word for it.

[ She'd go with "impressively full of bullshit" but you know, close enough. ]

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[littleduck]

Everyone has parents, don't they? Mine just aren't here, but my older sister might still be.

I've been at work in the medbay, not hiding, and -

do I want to know about what's in that room?

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[noflying]

youre something else, kid

[ He may be amused. Just a little bit. ]

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[picnmix]

orphans havent got parents

they let you work in medbay what kind of establishment is this

and nothing its just my room it hasnt got any pot in it so dont take any

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[picnmix]

like i said, im a man of many talents

so do you still hate midgets

actually while were on the subject have we got any midgets on the ship

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[picnmix]

but im still not a gay cowboy

i suppose we cant have everything can we

[ that's actually not meant as an insult. somehow?? ]

[littleduck]

my dad died when I was little but that doesn't mean I never had a dad. Just that he's not there anymore.

I'm a -

[Okay no, she's very proud of this, she's going to switch it back over to video to show off this pride. She ducks her head a little to try and hide her smile.]

I'm a nurse. Or one in training, anyway. It's what I was doing back home, and I'm good at it here. It's the one thing I am good at. Don't worry about your room, though. I don't want to steal anything you have in there. I've never even been up on the thirteenth floor.

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[suddenlycaptain]

I don't hate them, your joke was just stupid.

Why don't you ask the network? [ And get yourself in more trouble that sounds good. ]

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[noflying]

still not sure where your gay thing comes from

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[picnmix]

one of my mums boyfriends said it had something to do with my own deep seated insecurities regarding my own sexuality

but he was a massive cunt

is your dog covered in jelly

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[breathalyser]

please keep these thoughts to your tiny little head

[ LOOK SHE'S SAYING PLEASE ]

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[picnmix]

well at least i have jokes you should get a little laughter in your life

you know theres another lady whos quite into knitting and cats maybe the two of you should start a club

and why would i ask the network if weve got any midgets im not an idiot im not getting beaten to death my midgets in space ive got better things to do

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[noflying]

not sure i understood a word of that

hes cleaned up

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[picnmix]

i would but my mum always said it was polite to share

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[picnmix]

[ Outsmarted by a thirteen year-old, just another tuesday.

He is actually amused by her enthusiasm, but since he doesn't switch to video, she gets more texts instead of his genuine smile. ]

where do you come from that they let 13 year olds nurse isnt that a bit dangerous

what if your little hands got stuck somewhere they shouldnt and they had to amputate

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[picnmix]

did you put him in the showers

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[breathalyser]

no one wants you sharing anything

ever