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neal caffrey, magnificent hipster douchebag ([personal profile] became) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2013-01-06 10:00 pm

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"The cure for boredom is curiosity.
There is no cure for curiosity."


[ neal's not quite back to his fighting weight, but he looks a whole lot better (and a whole lot less crazy, natch) than his last network outing.

he's also fussing with the cuffs on his devore, because you never go to battle without your best armor, right?

metaphorical, of course. ]


Wise words from a wise lady. [ and now with a slowy flip, he sets a fedora on his head and gives the camera a smile that's lovely lovely lovely and just a bit barbed. ] Résumé seemed apt, too, but a little dark given the occasion.

So, how was the month off, Tranquility? --and welcome to the new additions, of course. Watch out for Kardashians.

[ neal stop telling the ren faire kardashians are a horrible demon from your world, son, it's not as funny as you think.

also: one more hat flip because he can and we're out, tq. welcome back to the airwaves. ]
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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2013-01-18 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a sudden brittleness in his voice when he answers, quite different from the tone he used even in the past when he was annoyed at Neal.]

Our longest conversation to date has consisted of Mr. Stark speaking with relish on the prospect of ejecting me from the airlock, and then expressing contempt for me when I told him that I found that unamusing, having in the past suffered - [He stops a moment, wondering why he's saying this; but he's committed, he realizes, and continues on - ] Oxygen deprivation myself. His response to this was to rant at some length about how difficult his life has been and to inform me that I was evidently ignorant of just everything that he - coddled billionaire evidently complaining about the privilege of having his father on board - had suffered.

[After a moment, he shoves his hands into his pockets, feeling suddenly rather ashamed.]

Sorry. I, ah - Forget all of that. We've had conflicts. Best to leave it at that.
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jurisimpudent: (pouty)

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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2013-01-26 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
[There's just a moment of quiet before, grudgingly:]

No you aren't. You're quite decent, Caffrey.

[A pause, trying to move on before any victory laps can be taken - ]

Though I think saying that man is a "jackass" is akin to calling absinthe "a touch heady."
jurisimpudent: (stressed)

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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2013-01-26 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[Caffrey stop it

That sort of behavior just makes Edgeworth like you more

He has such a soft spot for people who claim to be bad people when they're actually decent people.]


Caffrey, you know me; you know how rarely I say anything remotely kind. Compliments and flattery are quite simply things I do not do. Superficial, glib charm is lost upon me; in point of fact, I find it tiresome, even loathsome.

Note that I didn't call you a good man, for labels such as "good" and "bad" are all but useless. I called you decent. [There's a rustle of fabric as he crosses his arms.] You're not cruel, after all - you would not, I think, call yourself cruel?
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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2013-01-26 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Right. Well, then, more objectively: have you ever acted from a deliberate desire to cause harm for no purpose other than your enjoyment?

I don't speak, mind, of being difficult, or making jokes, or to - I believe the term that the young people use is "troll." I mean have you ever actively tried to inflict physical or emotional harm because you'd enjoy seeing it done. And truly think about this answer; don't speak from any sort of masochistic impulse, but from genuine consideration.
jurisimpudent: (stressed)

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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2013-01-27 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
A telling answer to some other question. Not, I think, to mine.
jurisimpudent: (stressed)

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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2013-01-27 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
I'm a lawyer. That's the first quality they look for. So?
jurisimpudent: (irritable)

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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2013-01-27 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
The "so" was not a "so why did you ask that question," Mr. Caffrey; it was a "so what is your answer." Lawyers also aren't easily distracted.

[unless your name is jenna sommers but shhh we're not muncesting right now]
jurisimpudent: (tetchy)

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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2013-02-01 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Have you, Neal Caffrey, ever actively tried to inflict physical or emotional harm because you'd enjoy seeing it done.
jurisimpudent: (put out)

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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2013-02-01 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
I am asking you. Neal Caffrey.
jurisimpudent: (irritable)

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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2013-02-01 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
My word. Have you been one of these literary creations all along, like Holmes? Are you Jekyll and/or Hyde in disguise? Look, the fact that you're refusing to answer gives me my answer.
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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2013-02-01 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
...Which count. The literary creation one?
jurisimpudent: (irritable)

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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2013-02-01 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
Lawyer. It's not just a job title.
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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2013-02-01 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
So where was I correct.

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