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[became]

"The cure for boredom is curiosity.
There is no cure for curiosity."

[ neal's not quite back to his fighting weight, but he looks a whole lot better (and a whole lot less crazy, natch) than his last network outing.

he's also fussing with the cuffs on his devore, because you never go to battle without your best armor, right?

metaphorical, of course. ]

Wise words from a wise lady. [ and now with a slowy flip, he sets a fedora on his head and gives the camera a smile that's lovely lovely lovely and just a bit barbed. ] Résumé seemed apt, too, but a little dark given the occasion.

So, how was the month off, Tranquility? --and welcome to the new additions, of course. Watch out for Kardashians.

[ neal stop telling the ren faire kardashians are a horrible demon from your world, son, it's not as funny as you think.

also: one more hat flip because he can and we're out, tq. welcome back to the airwaves. ]

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[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

Have you, Neal Caffrey, ever actively tried to inflict physical or emotional harm because you'd enjoy seeing it done.

[voice]

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It depends who you ask.

[ neal 'allergic to straight answers' caffrey, everyone. ]

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

I am asking you. Neal Caffrey.

[voice]

[became]

Like I said-- depends.

[ because that's not really his name, not that he'll explain it ]

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

My word. Have you been one of these literary creations all along, like Holmes? Are you Jekyll and/or Hyde in disguise? Look, the fact that you're refusing to answer gives me my answer.

[voice]

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Actually-- right on the first count.

[ dick. ]

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

...Which count. The literary creation one?

[voice]

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You ask a lot of questions, you know that?

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

Lawyer. It's not just a job title.

[voice]

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Apparently not.

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

So where was I correct.

[voice]

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On what?

[ yes he's going to make edgeworth repeat himself again. ]

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

You said I'm correct on the first count. With regards to what? That you're a literary creation?

[voice]

[became]

Something like that.

[ he's massively annoying i am so sorry ]

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

Something like that, or precisely that?

[voice]

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Well, I said something so I probably meant it.

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

I'm going to take the liberty of deciding that you're simply "pulling my leg," as it were.

[voice]

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Are you?

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

Indeed. If you were actually a literary creation, I suspect you'd be trumpeting it. Loudly. With pride. To everyone.

[voice]

[became]

Would I?

[ HAH HAH it's funny because it's the exact not-truth neal's only awesome, so far foolproof con: his first one. ]

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

Unquestionably. You're quite enchanted by literary parallels, are you not?

[voice]

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Guilty.

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

So if you were secretly dreamed up by James Joyce...

[voice]

[became]

I'd be much more Irish than I already am.

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

...You're not Irish at all.