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[became]

"The cure for boredom is curiosity.
There is no cure for curiosity."

[ neal's not quite back to his fighting weight, but he looks a whole lot better (and a whole lot less crazy, natch) than his last network outing.

he's also fussing with the cuffs on his devore, because you never go to battle without your best armor, right?

metaphorical, of course. ]

Wise words from a wise lady. [ and now with a slowy flip, he sets a fedora on his head and gives the camera a smile that's lovely lovely lovely and just a bit barbed. ] Résumé seemed apt, too, but a little dark given the occasion.

So, how was the month off, Tranquility? --and welcome to the new additions, of course. Watch out for Kardashians.

[ neal stop telling the ren faire kardashians are a horrible demon from your world, son, it's not as funny as you think.

also: one more hat flip because he can and we're out, tq. welcome back to the airwaves. ]

Comments

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

You said I'm correct on the first count. With regards to what? That you're a literary creation?

[voice]

[became]

Something like that.

[ he's massively annoying i am so sorry ]

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

Something like that, or precisely that?

[voice]

[became]

Well, I said something so I probably meant it.

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

I'm going to take the liberty of deciding that you're simply "pulling my leg," as it were.

[voice]

[became]

Are you?

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

Indeed. If you were actually a literary creation, I suspect you'd be trumpeting it. Loudly. With pride. To everyone.

[voice]

[became]

Would I?

[ HAH HAH it's funny because it's the exact not-truth neal's only awesome, so far foolproof con: his first one. ]

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

Unquestionably. You're quite enchanted by literary parallels, are you not?

[voice]

[became]

Guilty.

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

So if you were secretly dreamed up by James Joyce...

[voice]

[became]

I'd be much more Irish than I already am.

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

...You're not Irish at all.

[voice]

[became]

'Caffrey' isn't exactly German.

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

[Edgeworth pulls a face.]

You're not about to start in on that obnoxious thing Americans do where they claim to belong to a particular ethnic group in spite of having no ties to them aside from DNA, are you?

[voice]

[became]

Irish.

[ with a shrug. ]

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

Unless you're a second-generation immigrant, or unless you engage in cultural activities such as learning the language, you're American.

[voice]

[became]

I was a lost prince of Luxembourg, once. That was fun.

[ neal. ]

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

...Right. And then, what, you were reincarnated?

[voice]

[became]

I keep telling people I'm agnostic.

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

[Dryly:]

And I suspect you have rather more gnosis than you pretend. In the classical sense, that is; I'm not calling you enlightened in any way, shape, or form.

[voice]

[became]

Edgeworth, you have no idea.

[ there's a bleak note, there. ]

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

[A pause.]

That was a joke.

[voice]

[became]

Was it?

[voice] Neal was THO MAD

[jurisimpudent]

...It was. But since we're on the subject - Caffrey, when are you going to simply say what you saw in the ship rather than dancing around it?