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[became]

"The cure for boredom is curiosity.
There is no cure for curiosity."

[ neal's not quite back to his fighting weight, but he looks a whole lot better (and a whole lot less crazy, natch) than his last network outing.

he's also fussing with the cuffs on his devore, because you never go to battle without your best armor, right?

metaphorical, of course. ]

Wise words from a wise lady. [ and now with a slowy flip, he sets a fedora on his head and gives the camera a smile that's lovely lovely lovely and just a bit barbed. ] Résumé seemed apt, too, but a little dark given the occasion.

So, how was the month off, Tranquility? --and welcome to the new additions, of course. Watch out for Kardashians.

[ neal stop telling the ren faire kardashians are a horrible demon from your world, son, it's not as funny as you think.

also: one more hat flip because he can and we're out, tq. welcome back to the airwaves. ]

Comments

gently threadjacks

[fraud]

You never offered me cheese.

[ a beat ]

Or marriage. Dude.

[firms]

Mike.

[fraud]

Rachel.

[firms]

Do you even like Goat Cheese?

[fraud]

I ... can like goat cheese.

[firms]

[ Fine. She crosses her arms. ]

And marriage?

[fraud]

I won't marry Neal Caffrey. Cross my heart and hope to die.

[ he crosses his hand over his heart and presses it against his chest. see!!! totally legit. ]

mike ross ]

[firms]

[ and now she needs to lock this ]

Okay. I don't even know where to start.

First off, marry Neal Caffrey. I don't care. Though, I don't know how Jenny would feel about it.

Second off, seriously, Mike? I was having a private conversation. [ or what she thought was private ]

video; locked

[fraud]

[ oh my god no suddenly he's in shit and he didn't mean to-- ]

Whoa, hey. I was just kidding around. Neal and I are friends. If you're making friends with him, all the better. He's good people, if a bit prissy. Kinda like Harvey if Harvey was younger and less stuffy?

[ aka he's basically mike but fancy. ]

You'll like him.

forever

[firms]

He's not prissy. [ maybe he's prissy. ] I'm sure I will.

What was that?

[fraud]

What was what?

[ oh my god he doesn't know what he did!! ]

[became]

...I wasn't aware I asked. I am insulted, though.

[fraud]

I could probably take it back it you asked nicely.

[ mike no. neal no. don't do this in front of rachel. ]

[became]

No, now I won't ask you. I'm going to ask Rachel again, instead.

[fraud]

I feel severely underappreciated suddenly.

[ BY BOTH OF YOU ]

[firms]

And she'll probably say yes.

i love you

[became]

You wear polyester ties, and I know people like you. You'd call it weird and smelly and then you'd harass me while I eat it.

[ so peter. p much. ]

:')

[fraud]

Well, if it's weird looking and smelly then it's weird looking and smelly. You can't fault me for that.

[ shrugs!!! simple ]

[became]

Uncultured savage.

[fraud]

Yeah, yeah.

[ waving a hand dismissively!! ]

Got it the first time.

[became]

So-- girlfriend, huh?

[ fuckin' popcorn.gif ]

[fraud]

No idea, actually.

[ with jenny OR rachel. he is pretty much as confused about his love life as you are, neal. actually, you probably have a better idea of it than him. ]

[became]

Have you ever heard the phrase 'too much of a good thing', Mike?

[fraud]

I didn't-- You have no clue what happened!

[became]

Neither do you, apparently.