( 11 ) text + video ♧ adrenaline moving through my veins spotlight on me and i'm ready to break

[became]

"The cure for boredom is curiosity.
There is no cure for curiosity."

[ neal's not quite back to his fighting weight, but he looks a whole lot better (and a whole lot less crazy, natch) than his last network outing.

he's also fussing with the cuffs on his devore, because you never go to battle without your best armor, right?

metaphorical, of course. ]

Wise words from a wise lady. [ and now with a slowy flip, he sets a fedora on his head and gives the camera a smile that's lovely lovely lovely and just a bit barbed. ] Résumé seemed apt, too, but a little dark given the occasion.

So, how was the month off, Tranquility? --and welcome to the new additions, of course. Watch out for Kardashians.

[ neal stop telling the ren faire kardashians are a horrible demon from your world, son, it's not as funny as you think.

also: one more hat flip because he can and we're out, tq. welcome back to the airwaves. ]

Comments

[fraud]

I won't marry Neal Caffrey. Cross my heart and hope to die.

[ he crosses his hand over his heart and presses it against his chest. see!!! totally legit. ]

mike ross ]

[firms]

[ and now she needs to lock this ]

Okay. I don't even know where to start.

First off, marry Neal Caffrey. I don't care. Though, I don't know how Jenny would feel about it.

Second off, seriously, Mike? I was having a private conversation. [ or what she thought was private ]

video; locked

[fraud]

[ oh my god no suddenly he's in shit and he didn't mean to-- ]

Whoa, hey. I was just kidding around. Neal and I are friends. If you're making friends with him, all the better. He's good people, if a bit prissy. Kinda like Harvey if Harvey was younger and less stuffy?

[ aka he's basically mike but fancy. ]

You'll like him.

forever

[firms]

He's not prissy. [ maybe he's prissy. ] I'm sure I will.

What was that?

[fraud]

What was what?

[ oh my god he doesn't know what he did!! ]

[firms]

You're - you interrupted. You sounded offended Neal has never offered you his hand in marriage. He's a gorgeous guy Mike, but I thought you had taste in blondes.

[ so, she has some unresolved issues. news at 11. ]

Do you want to give me a list of who I can and can't talk to or should I make those decisions on my own? Because, he's a nice guy, Mike. We were just talking.

[fraud]

[ he's just going to press his hands to his face now in horror ]

Oh my god, I have no idea what I did. I was just joking! Oh my goddddd.

[firms]

[ Yeah. Uhuh. You weren't jealous. ]

Please, Mike. Let me have my own conversations. Now that I've learned how to, I'll lock them.

[fraud]

[ HE WASN'T, HE WAS JUST TRYING TO JOKE ]

Oh my god.

[ literal face in hands right now. ]

I'm sorry, jesus christ. I'll never touch any of your conversations again!

[firms]

Thank you!

[ a beat. ]

We do need to talk, though. At some point.

[fraud]

[ there's just a strangled whining noise at that before he slaps his communicator off and hangs up SORRY RACHEL HE'LL FIGURE YOU OUT LATER

(mike, you are in so much shit now)]

[firms]

[ R E A L L Y ?! ]

[fraud]

[ YEP ]

[became]

...I wasn't aware I asked. I am insulted, though.

[fraud]

I could probably take it back it you asked nicely.

[ mike no. neal no. don't do this in front of rachel. ]

[became]

No, now I won't ask you. I'm going to ask Rachel again, instead.

[fraud]

I feel severely underappreciated suddenly.

[ BY BOTH OF YOU ]

[firms]

That's what happens to people who interrupt conversations.

[fraud]

[ wow no. he just glares at her. ]

[firms]

I don't know about you but I can do this all day. I was just kidnapped. Into space. I have all the time in the world to eat smelly cheese.

[fraud]

Ugh.

[ HANGS UP AGAIN OH MY GOD stop doing this to him ]

[firms]

And she'll probably say yes.