( 11 ) text + video ♧ adrenaline moving through my veins spotlight on me and i'm ready to break

[became]

"The cure for boredom is curiosity.
There is no cure for curiosity."

[ neal's not quite back to his fighting weight, but he looks a whole lot better (and a whole lot less crazy, natch) than his last network outing.

he's also fussing with the cuffs on his devore, because you never go to battle without your best armor, right?

metaphorical, of course. ]

Wise words from a wise lady. [ and now with a slowy flip, he sets a fedora on his head and gives the camera a smile that's lovely lovely lovely and just a bit barbed. ] Résumé seemed apt, too, but a little dark given the occasion.

So, how was the month off, Tranquility? --and welcome to the new additions, of course. Watch out for Kardashians.

[ neal stop telling the ren faire kardashians are a horrible demon from your world, son, it's not as funny as you think.

also: one more hat flip because he can and we're out, tq. welcome back to the airwaves. ]

Comments

forever

[firms]

He's not prissy. [ maybe he's prissy. ] I'm sure I will.

What was that?

[fraud]

What was what?

[ oh my god he doesn't know what he did!! ]

[firms]

You're - you interrupted. You sounded offended Neal has never offered you his hand in marriage. He's a gorgeous guy Mike, but I thought you had taste in blondes.

[ so, she has some unresolved issues. news at 11. ]

Do you want to give me a list of who I can and can't talk to or should I make those decisions on my own? Because, he's a nice guy, Mike. We were just talking.

[fraud]

[ he's just going to press his hands to his face now in horror ]

Oh my god, I have no idea what I did. I was just joking! Oh my goddddd.

[firms]

[ Yeah. Uhuh. You weren't jealous. ]

Please, Mike. Let me have my own conversations. Now that I've learned how to, I'll lock them.

[fraud]

[ HE WASN'T, HE WAS JUST TRYING TO JOKE ]

Oh my god.

[ literal face in hands right now. ]

I'm sorry, jesus christ. I'll never touch any of your conversations again!

[firms]

Thank you!

[ a beat. ]

We do need to talk, though. At some point.

[fraud]

[ there's just a strangled whining noise at that before he slaps his communicator off and hangs up SORRY RACHEL HE'LL FIGURE YOU OUT LATER

(mike, you are in so much shit now)]

[firms]

[ R E A L L Y ?! ]

[fraud]

[ YEP ]