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[forlifeloveandcheese]

Hi! It’s, um, Alistair again. [ never mind that his last post was months ago ] Sorry to bother your important networking business but me and my friend Kane just want to ask about this… Jenna person as she is known to procure chips of the cheesy variety, apparently, or anybody else that could help our “chee-toes” problem, really.

Uh… I’d be willing to trade for it. I have some… [ He scatters his items on his table, but all the network could hear is some rattling. ] …gold coins. And some health poultices.

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video » OH MY GOD /dies laughing

[unparental]

...Jenna Sommers? Because that would be me.

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[forlifeloveandcheese]

Kane said you might have some chee-toes, my lady. Would you be willing to trade for them?

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[unparental]

--yeah, this may be misinformation. I had some Doritos, but that was-- god. A couple jumps ago.

...have you ever tried gummi worms?

[ because at least stale saved up gummi worms are better than nothing, hopefully.

...cheetos would be better. ]

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[forlifeloveandcheese]

Oh. [ disappointed note ] I see. Well... with the way he talked about you, it sounded like you were running an underground business, selling illegal junk food to those who have the coin. Come to think of it, I should've been a lot sneakier about this, hmm.

...Worms? I've... ingested a lot of weird things to survive, but I think I'll have to pass on that.

[unheroic]

we're 'friends'? that's cool.

[forlifeloveandcheese]

Oh. We got along well enough, so I thought...

[ KIND OF NERVOUS NOW. did he offend or... maker, he's bad at this. ]

[unheroic]

no. it's just weird having people admit they're friends with me.

but how are you progressing on our cheesy quest, sir?

[forlifeloveandcheese]

[ He laughs, relieved. ]

Ha! I know the feeling. Most people don't even want to be seen with me.

I'm happy to report that I have, indeed, summoned the woman Jenna and I am currently waiting for a response, ser.

WILL NEVER STOP THREADJACKING YOU

[nobrakes]

wonder why.

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[nobrakes]

Gold for Cheetos? Seriously?

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[forlifeloveandcheese]

I... don't have anything else. [ a beat ] Anything that I'm willing to trade, anyway.

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[supfirehawk]

Is that all it takes to earn money in this place?

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[forlifeloveandcheese]

Maker's breath, it's like nobody wants to trade for food here.

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[supfirehawk]

I would if I had food, kid. I didn't exactly get a travel kit of it when I arrived.

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[forlifeloveandcheese]

I had cheese when I got here. That's it.

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[golemized]

Your ancestors must be so proud.

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[forlifeloveandcheese]

Do you even know what a cheetoe is?

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[golemized]

From the way it is prattling on, I can only assume something it eats and that I therefore have no interest in it.

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[forlifeloveandcheese]

Oh, right. Huge, chunks of rock don't get to enjoy the many splendors of being human.

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[smallclothes]

I'm so relieved to see that you have such vast resources aboard this ship, Alistair, that you might spend them on... cheese, was it? How very fortuitous for you.

[Judging your life choices here. Judge judge judge.]

video; i will keep embarrassing you as a castmate i am warning you now

[forlifeloveandcheese]

It's food. I need food to survive.

video; PERFECT

[smallclothes]

Oh? And is that not what the kitchen is for? I do hope that you can find it without becoming lost. Perhaps we should go and ask your fellow Grey Warden if he will show you the way.

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[emerges]

wow your priorities are so on point

[ IT'S ONLY HALF-SARCASTIC. she could go for some cheetos too maybe if they'd ever surface ]

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[forlifeloveandcheese]

I know, it's like "death trap ship" is my first and only priority.

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[emerges]

cheetos come in a pretty close second. don't beat yourself up too hard.