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[forlifeloveandcheese]

Hi! It’s, um, Alistair again. [ never mind that his last post was months ago ] Sorry to bother your important networking business but me and my friend Kane just want to ask about this… Jenna person as she is known to procure chips of the cheesy variety, apparently, or anybody else that could help our “chee-toes” problem, really.

Uh… I’d be willing to trade for it. I have some… [ He scatters his items on his table, but all the network could hear is some rattling. ] …gold coins. And some health poultices.

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[forlifeloveandcheese]

It's food. I need food to survive.

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[smallclothes]

Oh? And is that not what the kitchen is for? I do hope that you can find it without becoming lost. Perhaps we should go and ask your fellow Grey Warden if he will show you the way.

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[forlifeloveandcheese]

I... want some good food?

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[smallclothes]

[Scoffing:] Can you think of nothing other than your stomach? I was not aware that I was speaking to a newly hatched chick, chirping for its mother, "Feed me! Feed me!" 'Tis most unfortunate, then, that the old woman who you took for a surrogate mother is not here, so she might chew your food.

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[forlifeloveandcheese]

Hey. Don't speak that way about Wynne.

[ but he laughs, lightly. THAT WAS KIND OF HILARIOUS MORRIGAN. ]

What do newly hatched chicks say again?