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Hi! It’s, um, Alistair again. [ never mind that his last post was months ago ] Sorry to bother your important networking business but me and my friend Kane just want to ask about this… Jenna person as she is known to procure chips of the cheesy variety, apparently, or anybody else that could help our “chee-toes” problem, really.

Uh… I’d be willing to trade for it. I have some… [ He scatters his items on his table, but all the network could hear is some rattling. ] …gold coins. And some health poultices.

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I am far less easy to crush.

And... that's it. How sad.

I am also far smarter than it is, though that may simply be personal.

Oh. Ow. Need I remind you that I was educated by the Chantry.

It is proving my point.

How did you get "Alistair is stupid" from "educated by the Chantry"? It just boggles the mind.

Clearly because it is stupid and its Chantry believes in an invisible being in the sky.

You mean... The Maker? I'm not exactly an expert on the guy, but even I think He's real.

Why? You don't believe in the Maker?

I have had this conversation with the sister multiple times. I would rather not continue to have it with someone else.

Ha. I guess you would.

So... no? You can't even acknowledge that people that work in the Chantry are good people?

Are they? Most seem to be quite boring.

Yes, well, they... are.

But still good people! They help the poor and take care of orphans.

If it were possible, I would be asleep right now thanks to this conversation.

Wow. [ chuckles ] You're such a bleeding heart.

I have certainly held some.

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