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[forlifeloveandcheese]

Hi! It’s, um, Alistair again. [ never mind that his last post was months ago ] Sorry to bother your important networking business but me and my friend Kane just want to ask about this… Jenna person as she is known to procure chips of the cheesy variety, apparently, or anybody else that could help our “chee-toes” problem, really.

Uh… I’d be willing to trade for it. I have some… [ He scatters his items on his table, but all the network could hear is some rattling. ] …gold coins. And some health poultices.

Comments

[unheroic]

no. it's just weird having people admit they're friends with me.

but how are you progressing on our cheesy quest, sir?

[forlifeloveandcheese]

[ He laughs, relieved. ]

Ha! I know the feeling. Most people don't even want to be seen with me.

I'm happy to report that I have, indeed, summoned the woman Jenna and I am currently waiting for a response, ser.

[unheroic]

okay, so we can be like ninja-buddy cops together, al. can i call you al?

i was talking to her a little after my conversation with you. let's try to get her to give up the cheese.

[forlifeloveandcheese]

Sure, you can call me Al. [ He has a nickname! That makes him feel all warm and fuzzy. ]

I think she doesn't have anymore cheese... or does she?

[unheroic]

well i dunno. we could check, you seem to really like the yellow stuff man.

[forlifeloveandcheese]

It's a thing. What can I say?

WILL NEVER STOP THREADJACKING YOU

[nobrakes]

wonder why.

askldasdas

[unheroic]

seriously turkeyman, are we playing this game?

[nobrakes]

you said it. i'm just wondering why anybody would say that.

[unheroic]

see this is what i'm wondering too. i'm a perfectly nice guy.