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[forlifeloveandcheese]

Hi! It’s, um, Alistair again. [ never mind that his last post was months ago ] Sorry to bother your important networking business but me and my friend Kane just want to ask about this… Jenna person as she is known to procure chips of the cheesy variety, apparently, or anybody else that could help our “chee-toes” problem, really.

Uh… I’d be willing to trade for it. I have some… [ He scatters his items on his table, but all the network could hear is some rattling. ] …gold coins. And some health poultices.

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[unparental]

...Jenna Sommers? Because that would be me.

[unheroic]

we're 'friends'? that's cool.

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[forlifeloveandcheese]

Kane said you might have some chee-toes, my lady. Would you be willing to trade for them?

[forlifeloveandcheese]

Oh. We got along well enough, so I thought...

[ KIND OF NERVOUS NOW. did he offend or... maker, he's bad at this. ]

[unheroic]

no. it's just weird having people admit they're friends with me.

but how are you progressing on our cheesy quest, sir?

[forlifeloveandcheese]

[ He laughs, relieved. ]

Ha! I know the feeling. Most people don't even want to be seen with me.

I'm happy to report that I have, indeed, summoned the woman Jenna and I am currently waiting for a response, ser.

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[unparental]

--yeah, this may be misinformation. I had some Doritos, but that was-- god. A couple jumps ago.

...have you ever tried gummi worms?

[ because at least stale saved up gummi worms are better than nothing, hopefully.

...cheetos would be better. ]

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[forlifeloveandcheese]

Oh. [ disappointed note ] I see. Well... with the way he talked about you, it sounded like you were running an underground business, selling illegal junk food to those who have the coin. Come to think of it, I should've been a lot sneakier about this, hmm.

...Worms? I've... ingested a lot of weird things to survive, but I think I'll have to pass on that.

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[nobrakes]

Gold for Cheetos? Seriously?

WILL NEVER STOP THREADJACKING YOU

[nobrakes]

wonder why.

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[supfirehawk]

Is that all it takes to earn money in this place?

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[golemized]

Your ancestors must be so proud.

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[forlifeloveandcheese]

Do you even know what a cheetoe is?

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[forlifeloveandcheese]

I... don't have anything else. [ a beat ] Anything that I'm willing to trade, anyway.

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[forlifeloveandcheese]

Maker's breath, it's like nobody wants to trade for food here.

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[supfirehawk]

I would if I had food, kid. I didn't exactly get a travel kit of it when I arrived.

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[smallclothes]

I'm so relieved to see that you have such vast resources aboard this ship, Alistair, that you might spend them on... cheese, was it? How very fortuitous for you.

[Judging your life choices here. Judge judge judge.]

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[golemized]

From the way it is prattling on, I can only assume something it eats and that I therefore have no interest in it.

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[unparental]

...yeah, I mostly just am a sap who hands out all my goodies after the locker fills up. If you're talking black market, you probably want one of the many fancy guys in suits, they seem to handle that end of it.

--oh! Oh, no. They're not actual worms, they're candy in the shape of worms.

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[forlifeloveandcheese]

It's food. I need food to survive.

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[emerges]

wow your priorities are so on point

[ IT'S ONLY HALF-SARCASTIC. she could go for some cheetos too maybe if they'd ever surface ]

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[unheroic]

seriously turkeyman, are we playing this game?

[unheroic]

okay, so we can be like ninja-buddy cops together, al. can i call you al?

i was talking to her a little after my conversation with you. let's try to get her to give up the cheese.

[nobrakes]

you said it. i'm just wondering why anybody would say that.

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[forlifeloveandcheese]

Do the black market people have cheetoes?

That sounds unappetizing but now you got me curious. All right.