TEXT || CITE 01 ALTERNIA CODE § 001

[pythianjudgment]

WOW 1SNT TH1S OR1G1N4L
1 4M ON 4 SP4C3 ST4T1ON
3V3RYBODY LOOK 4T M3
SOM3TH1NG SOM3TH1NG
T4K3 4 GOOD H4RD LOOK 4T TH3 MOTH3RFUCK1NG SP4C3 ST4T1ON

WHOOP WHOOP 1 4M NOW 4 COLOSS4L TOOL
M4Y 1 JOIN YOUR SP4C3 R4NKS?
1 FUCK1NG LOV3 SP4C3

NO S3R1OUSLY 1S TH3R3 4N 3X1T OFF TH1S TH1NG?
1V3 B33N H3R3 FOR 4LL OF F1V3 M1NUT3S 4ND 1 4M 4LR34DY DON3
K33P YOUR SOUV3N13R SH1RTS 1 DONT W4NT YOUR H4TS
TROLL MCGUYV3R M3 4 SP4C3 SU1T FROM 4 SNORK3L M4SK 4ND 4N 1NFL4T4BL3 BODYSU1T
4ND 1LL FLO4T MY W4Y B4CK TO R34L C1V1L1Z4T1ON
1M SO OUTT13

Comments

audio;

[pythianjudgment]

[That sound? Was the sound of the Fun Car screeching to a halt. She flips to audio in a heartbeat.]

You.


State your name. Now.

audio;

[wrightingwrongs]

My name?

(Why do I have a bad feeling about this...?)

Ph...Phoenix Wright. Why?

Re: audio;

[pythianjudgment]

[Wow there is a lot of radio silence from this end...]

You don't know me? Or Alpha Omega?

audio;

[wrightingwrongs]

N...No. I'm afraid I don't. Sorry?

(What is this person's deal...?)

[text]

[jurisimpudent]

Would you be unwilling to use the audio function instead of typing?

[kringlefuck]

As invigorating and if not exciting as all of that sounds i fret that it isnt really that simple to leave here. Ive been stuck here for months back when i needed duties to attend to for frigs sake!!!!
However if you come up with a solution i would be much obliged if you included me in your little escape route ploy.

[pythianjudgment]

TH4TS GOOD
L3T US BOTH B4SK 1N TH3 FULL FUNCT1ON4L1TY OF OUR K3YBO4RDS



OK4Y B4SK1NG T1M3 1S OV3R
SO WHO TH3 H3LL 4R3 YOU?

[culver]

[linefaces slightly, wings flicking behind her. but it's okay she understands how people can be cranky first thing after a jump! and she can pretty much piece together what this mystery person is saying, since she's spent enough time on the ship to fill in the blanks left by the number replacements.]

I am Nill
Who are you?

[casually fixing her question mark spacing even though it isn't really something she does on purpose]

[text]

[pythianjudgment]

TH4T D3P3NDS

4R3 YOU 4SK1NG B3C4US3 YOU F1ND MY W4Y OF COMMUN1C4T1ON TO B3 CONFUS1NG 4ND TROUBL3SOM3 TO R34D?

[text]

[jurisimpudent]

Yes. I'll not waste your time or mine calling it an improper way to write; if I'm not mistaken, I'm well acquainted with your sort, and this is a way you honor your ancestors, etc. I've no desire to suffer that cycle of taking umbrage followed by arguments and then fuming on both sides. But the fact remains that one must strain one's eyes to comprehend precisely what is being said, and I'd sooner avoid the damage to my eyesight.

video;

[willpunchfaces]

[he's keeping it video because HE'S A REBEL also visibly bristling]

I'm not illiterate! Those just aren't words!

[pythianjudgment]

W41T WHY?

4NYON3 WHO 3NSCONC3S H1MS3LF 1N D3L1C1OUS C4NDY THRO3S SHOULD B3 COMPL3T3LY L3G1T >:/

audio + text;

[pythianjudgment]

[How does it feel to have a fifteen year old girl laughing at you?]

Are you sure about that???

B3C4US3 1 TH1NK YOU 4R3 WRONG
4ND 4LSO YOUR F4C3 1S T3RR1BL3
1T SHOULD B3 1LL3G4L TO PR3S3NT YOUR V1S4G3 4NYWH3R3 ON PUBL1C 41RW4V3S

[realslimstrider]

trot over here

[pythianjudgment]

4N 1NT3RG4L4CT1C B31NG OF 1NTR1GU3 >8]

[text]

[pythianjudgment]

H4H4 WOW 1 W4S GO1NG TO SHOOT YOU DOWN W1TH 4 NO
BUT TH4T W4S SUCH 4 THOROUGH 4RGUM3NT!!!

3XC3PT FOR TH3 P4RT WH3R3 YOU ST4RT3D COMPL41N1NG TO 4 BL1ND G1RL 4BOUT YOUR S1GHT PROBL3MS
TOUGH LUCK >:]

[pythianjudgment]

C4N DO!

YOU C4N B3 F1RST M4T3 OF TH3 SS 1NFL4T4POD
1T 1S 4 TOP OF TH3 L1N3 CRU1S3 R4FT W1TH ROOM FOR FOUR P4SS3NG3RS
PR4CT1C4LLY LUXURY!

audio;

[pythianjudgment]

... No, you're not.

But you will be.

[text]

[jurisimpudent]

[If this were voice, he'd be stammering and awkward with embarrassment. Because it's text, he has time enough to gather himself.]

I did not know that; I apologize. But you know well I couldn't have known that. Is your only purpose here to antagonize?

[text]

[pythianjudgment]

NOT 4T 4LL! >:O

H3H3 1'M H3R3 FOR MY OWN 3NT3RT41NM3NT TOO

[text]

[jurisimpudent]

Then you admit the offense you seem to have just taken was feigned?

[text]

[pythianjudgment]

D1D 1T SOUND L1K3 1 TOOK OFF3NS3?
(TH3 4NSW3R 1S NO 1T D1DNT SOUND L1K3 4NYTH1NG TH1S 1S T3XT)

M4YB3 1 W4S PO1NT1NG OUT 4 FL4W 1N YOUR OTH3RW1S3 R34SON4BL3 PL34
R3G4RDL3SS OF 4NY OFF3NS3 TH4T 1 M4Y OR M4Y NOT H4V3 T4K3N

[text]

[jurisimpudent]

Where was the flaw?

[text]

[pythianjudgment]

1N TH4T BY 4PP34L1NG TO TH3 S3NS3 OF 3MP4THY TH4T YOU HOP3D 1 H4D
4ND 4SSUM1NG TH4T S1GHT 1S 4 TH1NG TH4T MOST P3OPL3 WOULD UND3RST4ND CONC3RN FOR
YOU 3XP3CT3D M3 TO B4CK DOWN >:]

S4DLY YOU W3R3 M1ST4K3N ON 4T L34ST ON3 COUNT

audio;

[wrightingwrongs]

(Wha...whaaaat!?)

I will be!? What is that supposed to mean?