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[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

[There's just a slight, sharp edge to his voice - ]

This is unfunny.

[ video ]

[hostage]

Ignore it.

anontext;

[target]

are you proud of us dad?

[voice]

[mstitel]

[See, creepy robotic voice on a ship that keeps killing people he likes? Nope. N o p e.

James doesn't like you, you static, smiling asshole.]

How is any of this doing well?

text;

[redhotsummers]

[Holy shit. It spoke. Or...he. Or whatever.]


So that's why you got some of us out of the space station.

You don't like others playing with your things.

[meddler]

Smiley!

[video]

[backwardscompatible]

It's all a bit typical though, isn't it.

[voice]

[falsehoods]

You must be our host.

I certainly hope you have found the antics of this crew worthwhile entertainment thus far.

[Voice]

[justdumbluck]

[Well, that was incredibly creepy.]

You're gonna hafta speak a bit more clearly, pal, I didn't quite catch all that.

[Of course Firo's lying, and he doubts his little request will bring any more information to help as he turns the unnerving words over and over in his head. He just needed to at least make an effort.]

[tyrians]

eelmao
oh my cod

[abrahamic]

Congratulations on being a cliche.

voice;

[bonus]

Clichés are a good thing, aren't they?

[voice]

[biffail]

What the heck is that?! Are we having Space Halloween now? Or maybe Space-pril Fool's?

[voice]

[heltersskelter]

Space Halloween was last jump.

[NOT THE POINT TATE]

voice;

[nock]

[ katniss wouldn't have responded, had this been last jump. someone's always watching, it doesn't surprise her in the least, and part of her wants to be angry -- this is the person, or entity, as people call it, who's behind everything she's been through so far, isn't it? and now her sister is here, and she needs to protect her, just like she always has. it means she can't ignore 'smiley'. ]

What do you want from us?

[ what do i have to do to get you to leave us alone? ]

voice;

[killarevolution]

Save your breath, sweetheart. You're not going to get any answers from it.

voice;

[bonus]

Well - I was thinking about getting something to eat, actually. Care to join me?

[voice]

[bibliophilism]

[Guess who's quite unfazed by this creepy voice? Michelle's tone is level and calm, but it has none of the cheer some of you may have heard from it.

She did read the file on Mr. Smiley, but curiosity leads her to reply anyway.]

Excuse me, who are you exactly? Are you in command of this ship? If so, I have a few requests to make, one of which is to return everyone to their respective homes.

Abducting people and sending them into space is not very nice.

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[thenormalsquint]

Fucking creep.

[Yeah, Angela's just going to be blunt as hell about this.]

text;

[tumbleweeds]

And you didn't even say hi to me when I sat out all by myself. Rude.

video.

[mansuetus]

[ well this is charming. ]

A rather cowardice way of speaking. Such a poor impression to make on those of us who have not had the pleasure of your - discourse, as hidden as it may be.

video

[backwardscompatible]

I don't know, I do appreciate a bit of effort in being mysterious.

video;

[disheartening]

[ in her first debut on the network. ]

You would do best to look forward to it. Perhaps soon you will be in no state to watch at all.

[ regina, sit back down. ]

voice;

[sweetmotherofgod]

Don't. Don't do that.

[ a pause, and a breath - more of a sigh, because she knows exactly how far anybody taking that line with her would get if they didn't explain themselves. ]

Don't make it notice you. People have done that before and mostly it's turned out badly.

[buttmad]

[Nnnno.]

That's great. That's really great. Do you need a little tricycle and a puppet to go with that? I could get you that. [Somehow...] Might complete the look you're going for here, since you're... clearly going for the obvious Pavlovian fear response. Nothing wrong with that. Proven formula and it's what the people respond to. I respect that.

[Cannot tell if being sarcastic

or just bullshitting.]

Text;

[theredchampion]

Transcription for those who cannot make it out, far as I can tell...

'Hello, it's been some time since we last spoke. I've been watching you, you've been doing very well so far. I can't wait to see what you do next.'


Largely uninformative and uninteresting.

[Text]

[realslimstrider]

and thats all from creepy radio
stay tuned for another edition later today
jesus act a little less like a horror cliche here dude

video;

[golemized]

I hope that was something dying and not an attempt at communication.

voice;

[sharp]

[ NOPE. ]

So far?

video

[backwardscompatible]

I wonder what he has in store. [totally curious]

[voice]

[logicunlocked]

[ Well, this is certainly something different from the communiques he's seen on the network so far. Not that he's been paying attention all that long. ]

Uh, I just got here. Are you saying you were watching me before? Because I'd really like to know what I'm doing here.

voice

[emerges]

[ freakier than the other messages she's been seeing on the network, but she's trying her best not to show it. ]

Are you going to tell us we have to play a game next? Or is that for another freaky message?

permavid.

[culver]

[NOTHING ABOUT THIS IS OKAY]