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[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

[There's just a slight, sharp edge to his voice - ]

This is unfunny.

[ video ]

[hostage]

Ignore it.

[ voice ]

[jurisimpudent]

Ignore it? It's - I'm hardly going to ignore a practical joke like this.

[His voice, though, is just a bit too harsh for him to be really taking this as a practical joke.]

anontext;

[target]

are you proud of us dad?

[hostage]

If it's a prank, then all they want is attention, right? You're encouraging it.

[voice]

[mstitel]

[See, creepy robotic voice on a ship that keeps killing people he likes? Nope. N o p e.

James doesn't like you, you static, smiling asshole.]

How is any of this doing well?

text;

[redhotsummers]

[Holy shit. It spoke. Or...he. Or whatever.]


So that's why you got some of us out of the space station.

You don't like others playing with your things.

[meddler]

Smiley!

[voice]

[falsehoods]

You must be our host.

I certainly hope you have found the antics of this crew worthwhile entertainment thus far.

[Voice]

[justdumbluck]

[Well, that was incredibly creepy.]

You're gonna hafta speak a bit more clearly, pal, I didn't quite catch all that.

[Of course Firo's lying, and he doubts his little request will bring any more information to help as he turns the unnerving words over and over in his head. He just needed to at least make an effort.]

[tyrians]

eelmao
oh my cod

[jurisimpudent]

[A tense pause, and then he lets out a slightly unsteady breath.]

...Right. You're right.

[abrahamic]

Congratulations on being a cliche.

[voice]

[biffail]

What the heck is that?! Are we having Space Halloween now? Or maybe Space-pril Fool's?

voice;

[nock]

[ katniss wouldn't have responded, had this been last jump. someone's always watching, it doesn't surprise her in the least, and part of her wants to be angry -- this is the person, or entity, as people call it, who's behind everything she's been through so far, isn't it? and now her sister is here, and she needs to protect her, just like she always has. it means she can't ignore 'smiley'. ]

What do you want from us?

[ what do i have to do to get you to leave us alone? ]

[hostage]

Yeah. So just... Yeah. Chill.

[jurisimpudent]

...Quite. "Chill."

You're not remotely alarmed?

voice;

[bonus]

Well - I was thinking about getting something to eat, actually. Care to join me?

[voice]

[bibliophilism]

[Guess who's quite unfazed by this creepy voice? Michelle's tone is level and calm, but it has none of the cheer some of you may have heard from it.

She did read the file on Mr. Smiley, but curiosity leads her to reply anyway.]

Excuse me, who are you exactly? Are you in command of this ship? If so, I have a few requests to make, one of which is to return everyone to their respective homes.

Abducting people and sending them into space is not very nice.

[hostage]

Why would I be? What's an emoticon gonna do to me?

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[thenormalsquint]

Fucking creep.

[Yeah, Angela's just going to be blunt as hell about this.]

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[tumbleweeds]

And you didn't even say hi to me when I sat out all by myself. Rude.

video.

[mansuetus]

[ well this is charming. ]

A rather cowardice way of speaking. Such a poor impression to make on those of us who have not had the pleasure of your - discourse, as hidden as it may be.

video;

[disheartening]

[ in her first debut on the network. ]

You would do best to look forward to it. Perhaps soon you will be in no state to watch at all.

[ regina, sit back down. ]

[video]

[backwardscompatible]

It's all a bit typical though, isn't it.