[ two ✚ anonymous text ]

[fraud]

Question.

If, hypothetically, a person on this ship wanted to acquire a drug that would probably be deemed "illegal" in said person's home world on this ship, where would one go to find something like that in this ship? (Drug is not deadly or harmful in any way. Drug mostly induces sedation. Drug only wanted for recreational use.)

Completely hypothetical.

Thanks.

[ mike no ]

Comments

GOT IT, BRO

[fraud]

I've got memory by the bucketloads I don't really care.

<3333

[secretlabtech]

If you say so. But you can always tell a stoner when they're brought in. The vacancy behind their eyes, sluggish speech, a little bit slow keeping up when they're read their rights. Always fun to watch.

[fraud]

Wow, no. See, this is why I didn't post this with my number attached to it.

[secretlabtech]

I'm not going to arrest you. I'm a lab geek, I just get to watch the fireworks when someone actually does.

Which reminds me--is pot actually illegal in space?

[fraud]

Uh-huh, right. And no, it's not. I just rather be safe than sorry.

[ I.E. AVOID FREAKS LIKE YOU ]

[secretlabtech]

You mean you're paranoid.

[fraud]

???

No. I don't care about getting in trouble with the ship.

[secretlabtech]

But if you don't care, then what's the problem? Obviously it's not as much of a big deal here as it might be at home.

[fraud]

You keep insisting I'm anonymous for the general population.

[secretlabtech]

I never said that. You implied you didn't want to be arrested.

[ You can see how he might have read it that way. ]

So who're you hiding from? Someone whose opinion actually matters to you?

[fraud]

You honestly think I'm going to tell you after a conversation like this?

[secretlabtech]

I'm an optimist.

[fraud]

You basically just implied you're find amusement over me being arrested for being high.

That's sick.

[secretlabtech]

A woman murdering her husband in a fit of pique and stringing his dick into her pearl necklace is sick.

This is just funny.

[fraud]

Oh my god, you're so creepy.

[secretlabtech]

Are you sure?

[fraud]

This conversation is really weirding me out so, yes!

[secretlabtech]

I guess my weird-o-meter is on a different scale to yours. Law enforcement will do that.

For the record, I hope you find what you're looking for.

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