[ two ✚ anonymous text ]

[fraud]

Question.

If, hypothetically, a person on this ship wanted to acquire a drug that would probably be deemed "illegal" in said person's home world on this ship, where would one go to find something like that in this ship? (Drug is not deadly or harmful in any way. Drug mostly induces sedation. Drug only wanted for recreational use.)

Completely hypothetical.

Thanks.

[ mike no ]

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anon text;

[mathematically]

What level of sedation?

anon text;

[fraud]

Not dangerous levels, if that's what you mean.

[voice]

[secretlabtech]

Mostly induces sedation?

[ Can you hear his raised eyebrow from over there? ]

anon text;

[fraud]

Bad wording. Recreational use, primarily.

[VOICE]

[doc_pompous]

Are you looking to sedate something?

anon text;

[fraud]

What? No, recreational use mostly.

[enforced]

They're not called death-sticks because they promote and long and healthy life.

[Yes he realizes you probably don't want death-sticks, with that kind of disclaimer]

Glitterstim?

anon text;

[fraud]

What the hell.

[andblockbuster]

netherlands.

anon text;

[fraud]

We're on a spaceship.

voice;

[surrogates]

The security on this ship isn't going to come down on you if you say "I'd like some pot."

anon text;

[fraud]

Then tell me where to get pot.

anon text;

[adlered]

"Illegal".

[ hahahahaha. no. she shouldn't laugh. ]

anon text;

[fraud]

In certain places.

text;

[constructum]

[ just call her curious here, okay? ]

Why are you anonymous? It's not like it's illegal here.

anon text;

[fraud]

It's easier.

text »

[stacked]

just say you want a joint jesus h christ.

anon text;

[fraud]

It's completely not that simple.

text

[heltersskelter]

are you talking pot or cocaine? because there are both up here.

or are you just trying to kill someone and you're saying "sedation" so that people don't figure it out.

because that wasn't very smooth

anon text;

[fraud]

I'm talking about pot. Just pot.

[ wtf cocaine ARE YOU CRAZY ]

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[hostage]

I got some weed I don't need anymore.

anon text; locked

[fraud]

How much?

voice;

[handelaar]

Tobacco, weed, or opiates.

anon text;

[fraud]

Weed.

[not here]

[jurisimpudent]

[Ugh.]

not here;

[fraud]

[ no u ]

text;

[executiveassistant]

[Her powers of observation have not been so dulled by Space Hell that she doesn't know who this is. It sounds just like him.

She has probably read many of his texts to Harvey, on that note.]

You sure do know how to make things sound worse than they are.

anon text;

[fraud]

[ OH GOOD GOD NO NO NO NO ABORT ABORT ABORT ]

Bad wording, sorry.

text »

[unparental]

Loadies generally hang on the grassy knoll over there.

[ she means the oxygen gardens but come on, too easy. ]

anon text;

[fraud]

Right, Oxygen Gardens then. Definitely should have realized.

voice|

[wolfsmother]

You hypothetically want to sedate someone.

anon text;

[fraud]

BAD WORDING, oh sheesh. I want to get high.

[jilt]

Aren't you subtle.

anon text;

[fraud]

I like to think so.

text;

[tirade]

"horse tranquilizer" recreational or "recreating woodstock in space" recreational?

anon text;

[fraud]

Completely and utterly the second one.

text;

[gothchicklit]

You realize that two "hypothetical"s makes it painfully obvious that it's NOT hypothetical?

anon text;

[fraud]

Yes but I can still say it was hypothetical if I don't do it.

text;

[saidhe]

presumably, hypothetically, this drug would have a name.

anon text; 1/2

[fraud]

Yeah.

text;

[lawyer]

You speak like a lawyer, you know. All this hypothetical talk and circumvention of illegalities.

anon text;

[fraud]

[ WOW JUST WHAT HE NEEDED TODAY ]

Well, I can assure you I'm anything but.

text > private > mike i s2g you are the worst anon ever.

[tarheel]

you know you kinda sound like a serial killer, right? i mean, hypothetically.

text; private HE DOESN'T MEAN TO

[fraud]

I thought it sounded okay until I posted it.

text;

[suddenlycaptain]

Where I come from, drugs are injected into the eye.

Still want some?

[ Because if so she probably hates you a little. Thanks Johns. ]

anon text;

[fraud]

What the hell.

text;

[gfy]

What, like roofies?

Dude.

anon text;

[fraud]

What? No. Pot.