ataraxion | video ★ 004

[ Fair warning, this alien is rather foul mouthed. He only mimics what he has learned from America. ]

Fucking. Fucking. Fuck.

_{[ This is heard telepathically to all watching the video, followed by some tongue clicking as he turns the device on.
Hi Ataraxion. Have +1 grey alien leaning into the communicator and holding it a bit lopsided at first before pulling the communicator away from him and setting it on a hard surface. He crouches down so he's in the camera view again before beginning to eat form a back of chips. ]}

Ahh, fucking. It seems we have to go through this process a whole fucking lot! Mmmmm, negative feelings towards this. It would be nice to fucking go home. Working on that for all of you; that is what my bro America says.

_{[ ANOTHER POTATO CHIP IN THE MOUTH. He seems to be in America's room, but there is no America. ]}

Hmmm. There are new arrivals. I am speaking on behalf of America since he is busy at the moment. My name is Mr. Tony, or Tony-bro if you are fucking tight. We should be fucking rad together.

Mr. America requests that those NATIONS aboard this fucking ship take the time to fill out a fucking form for the next fucking world meeting he is fucking arranging and fucking text it back. This will clear up any fucking confusion in fucking advance, hmmm. Possibly prevent a fucking death threat....unlike last time. This will happen every time a fucking jump occurs.
The date for the next fucking meeting is to be announced at a later fucking time, my friends.

HUMAN NAME: COUNTRY NAME / REPRESENTATIVE: LANGUAGE(S): DO YOU HAVE A DICK OR TITS: WHAT YEAR IS IT: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN AFFILIATED WITH THE SOVIET UNION: HAVE YOU CONSIDERED BEING APART OF THE SOVIET UNION BEFORE IT FELL: DO YOU WISH THE SOVIET UNION WAS STILL TOGETHER: ARE YOU A COMMUNIST: IF NOT, WHAT TYPE IS YOUR GOVERNMENT: DO YOU SPELL WORDS WITH A "U" IN THEM FOR NO REASON (exp: colour, harbour): TEA OR COFFEE: ARE YOU IN HEAVY DEBT: DOES MR. AMERICA CURRENTLY OWE YOU ANYTHING: ARE YOU AN AXIS POWERS / HAVE BEEN IN THE AXIS POWERS (SPECIFY WHICH): ARE YOU AN ALLIED POWERS / HAVE BEEN IN THE ALLIED POWERS (SPECIFY WHICH): ARE YOU NEUTRAL OR PREFER NEUTRALITY ACCORDING TO YOUR HISTORY: DO YOU HAVE A HISTORY OF HOSTILITY TOWARDS CAPITALISM, AMERICANS, MR. AMERICA, FREEDOM OF SPEECH, HAMBURGERS AND/OR RONALD MCDONALD OR THE FACT AMERICA WAS THE FIRST ON THE MOON: WHO WON THE COLD WAR: DO YOU HATE ENGLAND, OR ANYTHING AFFILIATED WITH ENGLISHMEN (exp: big brows, bad cooking, tophats, monocles): IS MR. AMERICA YOUR HERO OR HAS AIDED YOU IN THE PAST WHICH YOU ARE GRATEFUL FOR: IF NOT, DO YOU WISH HE WAS YOUR HERO: CAN HE BE YOUR FRIEND:

As for the rest of you, if you have any fucking questions that have to fucking do with Earth, fucking humans or fucking embodiments of fucking nations, contact us and we will be fucking happy to fill you in on how they behave, their diets, mannerisms, and any fucking thing else you may be fucking curious about.

[ CUE A THUMBS UP before the feed cuts. Though, the sound of a chainsaw revving up is in the background before silence]

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America-san... [REALLY WORRIED NOW he sort of just turns to watch him.]

....

_{[ FALLING INTO HIS ARMS DRAMATICALLY, probably like knocking him over. HE CLINGS. ]}

J.. JAPAN. EVERYBODY HERE IS BATSHIT AN I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO IT'S TOO MUCH STRESS MAN TOO MUCH I WANT TO SAVE EVERYBODY BUT I CAN'T....

[Japan is startled by that, but he quickly gets over it and moves his arms to... awkwardly hug America. And pat him once or twice on the back.]

There, there, America-san. Please calm yourself and speak slowly. I'm sure these issues can be addressed at a nice pace.

N-NOOO YOU DON'T GET IT I'M IN CHARGE THIS IS SO MUCH RESPONSIBILITY.

HUNGARY TRIED TO KILL ME.

H-hungary-san did?! [Okay he's startled at that.]

Why?

BECAUSE SHE'S BATSHIT.

Japan, we can get injured and it hurts really bad and so I'm pretty certain we can like.. DIE forever like humans can!!

Ah... What? This is quite a lot of information at once.

[He's still trying to get over that Hungary would do that.]

Has America-san been in many fights?

Ugh... not enough fights...

_{[ He falls to the floor and sits with his back against a wall, curling his knees to his chest. ]}

I didn't start that fight.

[Japan watches him silently for a moment before moving to sit across from America on the floor.]

What exactly happened? I am having difficulty imagining this sort of thing... Ah... [And so he's not sure how to help]

W..Well, I organized a World Meeting, right? Cause that's what I do! And while we were there, it was only me, Austria, Hungary and Belarus.

I... was trying to emphasize how we all should stick together! And Hungary was like, I don't need anybody!

And then just sort of went apeshit and tried to stab me with a broken bottle!

_{[ he left out SOME detail, but w/e ]}

[He figures that can't be all, but at the same time he doesn't feel America is completely at fault here. (He's young, if anything, they should remember this!)]

Have there been attempts since that moment?

No! Cause I've been avoiding her as much as I can!
I mean, wouldn't you?

[He just sideglances.]

That is good, then. Ah, but it seems as if at that time, America-san had no close allies. Perhaps things will be different now. [That's Japanese for I've got your back bro or something, I'm sure.

Mostly he thinks if he stands up at the meeting and reminds everyone America is young, it will help or something like that.]

--Belarus actually helped me.
But I had to draw my gun and aim it at Hungary.

It was that bad I had to use defense!

So there are these sort of tensions...? [Frowning]

Perhaps things will calm as more countries arrive. I have seen Holland-san, France-san...

I.. hope so. Or things will just get even more complicated.

You... haven't seen England yet, have you?

...My apologies, I have not.

Goddamn.

I mean, not like I really want him here or anything but...
Somebody that I have more.. _{[ he cringes ]} association with.

[He just nods silently, not commenting on it for both their sakes really.]

There are many troubles, here. [he sort of wants to mention fempan, but he decides to do that later. Right now america's problems are more important.]

Perhaps I could speak with Hungary-san.

No. Don't bother. It really isn't worth it. I can take care of it I guess.

_{[ He half shrugs, falling quiet for a moment. ]}

--I'm really happy you're finally here now.
And things aren't awkward where you're like an Axis or something.

[He stares at the ground awkwardly. Guilt... and then determination to make up for it. Past mistakes, that is. Even though he constantly criticizes America for things, America is willing to call him a friend. And maybe he hasn't appreciated that enough.

CORNY THOUGHTS ALL OVER he fidgets... then looks over.]

America-san does not have to do anything alone any more. ...Ah, so... please do not forget that.

_{[ He's quiet too. Some shifting again before he rakes a hand through his hair. Although he wants to be stubborn and all independent and all I DON'T NEED HELP even though he's already expressed his distress here, he finally just caves in. He's rejected enough help on this ship already. ]}

--I won't.

Thanks.

Of course.

[Japan understands just what that accepting means for America, but he accepts it quietly as he feels he should. With a nod as he stands up and offers a hand to America -- but only a small bit so he can easily ignore it without being insulting if he prefers.]

So America-san has a chainsaw?

_{[ YEAH HIS ADHD will definitely get him on the topic of the chainsaw. ]}

Yeah!

I stole it!

[Just as Japan suspected. So for America's sake, he will go with this mildly terrifying/disturbing topic. Yes!]

S-stole it?

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