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[ heeeeey network, have a video of auggie! he's at his desk in the communications office and his headphones are around his neck. the communicator is in his hand and he's looking off to the side, in a sort of spaced out way. which is probably because he's blind. ]
Heeeello, network. Your friendly neighborhood communications team with a tiiiiny bit of an update. As you all know, this ship is ... [ a wave of his hand as he tries to come up with a word before he snaps his fingers ] insane and you're probably all dealing with the repercussions of that at the moment so I wish you the best of luck!
Juuusst, to anyone actively using the network at the moment, please do not be alarmed if you hear something, uh, out of ordinary, so to speak? We picked up a bit of a disturbance and the source seems to be from the ship itself, not anyone on the network. If you do happen to hear it, you will probably be a bit alarmed at the sudden noise. Please please, do not panic and try not to go looking for the source because like I said, it's from the ship. Stay in your groups, stay in your camps, don't do anything stupid.
[ or at least, they think it's from the ship. There's not actually much of a source but he's at least sure that the screaming isn't coming from anyone on the ship. ]
Anyway, yeah, there's your warning. We'll be watching the channels from here to keep track of ... whatever it is. Good luck!
[ AUGGIE'S SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE ENCRYPTION 100%; FILTERED TO COMMUNICATIONS DEPT + EVERYONE NATHAN SENT A MESSAGE TO ]
So. Screams, huh?
[ hey, at least it's to the point ]
Heeeello, network. Your friendly neighborhood communications team with a tiiiiny bit of an update. As you all know, this ship is ... [ a wave of his hand as he tries to come up with a word before he snaps his fingers ] insane and you're probably all dealing with the repercussions of that at the moment so I wish you the best of luck!
Juuusst, to anyone actively using the network at the moment, please do not be alarmed if you hear something, uh, out of ordinary, so to speak? We picked up a bit of a disturbance and the source seems to be from the ship itself, not anyone on the network. If you do happen to hear it, you will probably be a bit alarmed at the sudden noise. Please please, do not panic and try not to go looking for the source because like I said, it's from the ship. Stay in your groups, stay in your camps, don't do anything stupid.
[ or at least, they think it's from the ship. There's not actually much of a source but he's at least sure that the screaming isn't coming from anyone on the ship. ]
Anyway, yeah, there's your warning. We'll be watching the channels from here to keep track of ... whatever it is. Good luck!
[ AUGGIE'S SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE ENCRYPTION 100%; FILTERED TO COMMUNICATIONS DEPT + EVERYONE NATHAN SENT A MESSAGE TO ]
So. Screams, huh?
[ hey, at least it's to the point ]

PIGGYBACKED SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE ENCRYPTION;
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And you're aware everyone is going to be trying to hear them now, right? Or they'll end up thinking the hull is falling apart and it's the screech of metal.
PIGGYBACKED SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE ENCRYPTION;
[ Yes! Data to analyze and compare, finally! ]
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Kid did his best with a lousy situation. We're between a rock and a hard place here same as everyone else, and I believe in my team.
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action jack
action no she's carolyn get your female characters right :v
action gadg that was terrible
action i know :3
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permanon text;
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[voice]
Do you want to know what key it's in?
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video; 80% encryption
What do you mean?
voice; encrypted 100%
You're on SEC, right?
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[behind you, hiding his frown in a coffee cup]
spidermansection chiefs/Captain Kirk are already working on protecting everyone. And that it's important to stay warm and not interfere with their investigations. Basically anything but the whole message being about listening to their comms for spooky messages.But oh well, he tried. This is what you get when you delegate. ]
[ in front of you, UNABLE TO SEE BECAUSE HE'S BLIND, THANKS ]
[ behind you, totally not hiding from you but trying to instill confidence in everyone else
HIDING FROM A BLIND MAN, CLASSY
Hey he once chased after an invisible man, it is what it is.
[behind you, grinning into her coffee cup]
[behind you, spitting muted insults into the creamer]
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TRYING TO HACK INTO YOUR SNOWFLAKE ENCRYPTION
WHOOPS BRO
SEE HOW THEY RUN. SEE HOW THEY RUN.
THEY ALL RAN AFTER THE FARMER'S WIFE,
WHO CUT OFF THEIR TAILS WITH A CARVING KNIFE,
DID YOU EVER SEE SUCH A SIGHT IN YOUR LIFE,
AS THREE BLIND MICE? ]
GONNA KEEP TRYING
:'D
X-(!!
Pretty good at this aren't you
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SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE
Request information lockdown maintained.
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video » TEMPLE encryption » 100%
Disturbance? That's a bit like calling a tsunami a wave, isn't it?
[ . . . ah, yes, the screams are back, that's nice. that's real nice. ]
I've heard this before.
video » TEMPLE encryption » 100%
» voice
Don't take this the wrong way, because I know y'all are trying to help—but I'm pretty sure this announcement is like telling people in B-movies not to go into the woods. It's just gonna make people go explore faster, someone's gonna end up getting eaten... you know. Bad decisions all around.
» voice
Hah. As though we're still working on shifts.
voice | locked
text; encrypted 100% - locked to anyone but jenna and auggie!
[ oh wow he's totally going to blab to you because you're his friieeend. wow auggie, priorities. totally pretending to work here, nbd. ]
I'll probably tell you and Isaac when I get back down to camp. I know he's going to be nosy about it regardless.
same forever
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video | stark encryption 100% | visible to axvengers plus topher, chapel and connor
[ just internal dino noises everything sucks. ]
We're keeping this secret from everyone? For how long, I mean really, you say this and every person able to hack the network is going to find those screams, and you know what, there was a reason I released them the last time. I get that we don't want any more panic, but at this point, that is, I think the least of our worries.
» video | THAT ENCRYPTION
... oh, of course it's screams again. Why did I think it'd be anything else?
[ shut up he still can't hack what do you want from him ]
» video | THAT ENCRYPTION
» video | THAT ENCRYPTION
» video | THAT ENCRYPTION
NOT HERE.
NOT HERE.
text | stark encryption 100% | visible to axvengers plus topher, chapel and connor
text | that encryption is too long
text | sweatervengers
text | dinosweatervengers
text | dinosweatervengers
text | dinosweatervengers
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text | dinosweatervengers | quietly tosses seriousness out the window on this part
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text | sweatervengers
text | private | 1/2
voice | private
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voice | private | ALSO ENCRYPTED WHOOPS
voice | private | it's private I ASSUMED ANYWAY
voice | private | ♥
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voice | private, encrypted 100%
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voice | private, encrypted 100%
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text | sweatervengers { what are encryptions you saw nothing
text | sweatervengers { what i saw what nothing happend idk what you're talking about
text | sweatervengers { you also didn't see me fail to edit a subject line.
text | sweatervengers { i saw nossing!
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text | sweatervengers | auggie and everyone else, good luck getting into this unhackable forever
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video | stark encryption 100%
not here;
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video | stark encryption 100%
video | stark encryption 100%
video | stark encryption 100% | just tony and comms and the avengers
video | stark encryption 100% | just tony and comms and the avengers
/does away with subject lines and reg you are under no obligation to reply to this old thing
text; completely public and very much on purpose
You have five minutes to crawl out from behind your cowardly little encryptions and tell the passengers exactly what the broadcasts are or I bloody well will. And if there's anything else that you lot have been keeping hidden away from the rest of us that we should damn well know you can tell us that while you're at it.
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text; unencrypted again sorry tyke
text; encrypted 95% cause tyke is stubborn as fuck
text; unencrypted wow this is just going to go back and forth isn't it
text; encrypted 95% yep. yep it is.
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text; encrypted 90%; hackable to tyke since he is assuming this conversation involves her.
text; unencrypted ET TU OXFORD
text; encrypted 90% yes he is going to play encryption ping pong with you too
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audio; encrypted 5eva
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text | unhackable | encrypted 100%
text | unhackable | encrypted 100% wow funnily enough this is the one encryption he ain't touching
text | unhackable | encrypted 100% how funny cambridge wonder why that is.
text | unhackable | encrypted 100%
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Public audio;
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not here
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Why aren't you here, then.
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supah speshul encryption powahs
HAHA yes that
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anonymous voice; placeholder-ish
How do you make them stop?