[ second → video ]

[mingus]

[ heeeeey network, have a video of auggie! he's at his desk in the communications office and his headphones are around his neck. the communicator is in his hand and he's looking off to the side, in a sort of spaced out way. which is probably because he's blind. ]

Heeeello, network. Your friendly neighborhood communications team with a tiiiiny bit of an update. As you all know, this ship is ... [ a wave of his hand as he tries to come up with a word before he snaps his fingers ] insane and you're probably all dealing with the repercussions of that at the moment so I wish you the best of luck!

Juuusst, to anyone actively using the network at the moment, please do not be alarmed if you hear something, uh, out of ordinary, so to speak? We picked up a bit of a disturbance and the source seems to be from the ship itself, not anyone on the network. If you do happen to hear it, you will probably be a bit alarmed at the sudden noise. Please please, do not panic and try not to go looking for the source because like I said, it's from the ship. Stay in your groups, stay in your camps, don't do anything stupid.

[ or at least, they think it's from the ship. There's not actually much of a source but he's at least sure that the screaming isn't coming from anyone on the ship. ]

Anyway, yeah, there's your warning. We'll be watching the channels from here to keep track of ... whatever it is. Good luck!

[ AUGGIE'S SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE ENCRYPTION 100%; FILTERED TO COMMUNICATIONS DEPT + EVERYONE NATHAN SENT A MESSAGE TO ]

So. Screams, huh?

[ hey, at least it's to the point ]

Comments

Pretty good at this aren't you

[cargojet]

[ Nathan's patience runs as far as offering an invitation he's sure won't be accepted. Cause Sherlock. ]

[mingus]

[ wow rude ]

[cargojet]

[ Stop that it's like watching kids squabble over Pokemon cards. ]

[logicals]

_{[ um wow I don't need handouts from the likes of you. Also my shiny Charizard is better than his. ]}

[cargojet]

[ Well I've seen his shiny Chariz--you know I'm going to stop right there. ]

[logicals]

_{[ tmi, bro. and that's coming from the guy that lived on sex island. ]}

[cargojet]

[ Pokemon TCG ruined forever. Didn't even mention Pikachus. ]

[logicals]

_{[ oh oh those Squirtles, baby. ]}

[cargojet]

[ Everyone knows Diglett was the perviest Pokemon. ]

[logicals]

_{[ Always doing those upskirts. gosh. ]}

[logicals]

_{[ ... and after 27 hours trying to get through this encryption, Sherlock accepts the invitation. ]}

[cargojet]

[ jfkdhsfjh not as planned ]

[logicals]

_{[ HAHAHA I WIN MOTHERFUCKERS he's cool, it's ok ]}