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In need of information regarding the symptoms of those held in this facility. Particularly interested in signs of fever, vomiting, visual and/or auditory hallucinations and sudden or unexpected changes of behavior. Blood samples will be accepted if you wish to actually make yourself useful.
SH

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[ It has to be a joke. There's a difference between having the other Sherlock on board still using SH because at least she knows that he is not hers. At one point maybe he was, but circumstances had changed him and made him another Irene Adler's well more accurately another John Watson's but that's neither here nor there, perhaps. But this, oh this looks like hers. An SH to the left rather than in the center and it tilts her world on its side. Making her glare at her communicator before she replies. Oh, if John isn't going to take the initiative here, then she most definitely will. ]

While I'm sure you find it hilarious to use the initials SH, I would advise against it, seeing as the only two people alive on this ship with those initials are not 011s.

[ HE'S GETTING TO IT, IRENE, GOD. Though, of the two of you, you're the more... direct and disarming one. Right. He'll just be watching this one. Two tests are better than one? ]

[ Oh, brilliant, now he's got people speaking in riddles. He rubs his forehead for a good while in annoyance as a grand display in case he's being recorded by whomever may be running this experiment before finally responding. ]

While the reference to the tattoo on my forearm certainly
adds to the desired cryptic effect I would personally appreciate that my time
not be wasted with any more worthless displays of mass idiocy than I've already
been subjected to. Anything else to offer or are we done here?
SH

[ Yes, he's making quite sure to include that on every text now that you've pointed it out, thanks for noticing. ]

Someone who can't read and investigate things before they decide to call this a facility using SH. Even better, and a waste of a brain. Depressing but not unexpected.

But defining what I say as idiocy, now that's just not even trying to act like the one you stole the initials from. How dull. Let's try a game. I say run and what do you do?

[ Sorry dear, you don't even get a TW or an IA. ]

[ Oh, he's got a cheeky one this time, isn't he? He's about to get particularly nasty but that last text catches his attention, earning a slight raise of his eyebrows.

Well. That's unexpected. ]

Can't say I've the foggiest. Karachi isn't worth the trip this time of year.
SH

[ Curiouser and curiouser indeed. ]

Karachi is never worth the trip. You're supposed to be dead. Were dead. Do ask John about that, please, I'm dreadfully curious to what he's going to say to on that matter.

And I'm afraid I don't mean at home. It wouldn't kill you to do a bit of reading. Don't tell me the great Sherlock Holmes somehow has a version of him that detests reading. After all, doing a bit of it could have saved you from looking like a bit of an idiot on par with others in this post.

TW

[ This is what happens when a man gets impatient.

He'd gone over some of what was available - "new arrivals" like him, discussions of the goings on of this so-called ship, worthless babble that was easily skimmed - but not far enough, it seems. There's some delay as he looks more thoroughly now and finds out a bit more than he'd bargained for.

Well. Isn't that interesting. Perhaps it's time to brush up on string theory. ]

Apparently being on a spaceship is not going to be the most
interesting thing that happens to me today. And here I'd thought
I would be seeing a shortage on fun after Bart's.
SH

[ Oh yes, this is quite a situation, isn't it? He's smirking to himself without even realizing. ]

Too heartbroken over the matter to discuss it
yourself, Miss Adler? I'm touched.
SH

[ This is what happens when The Woman doesn't care.

She would have expected him to look over everything, it's not that hard, after all, she had done it and undoubtedly there were others who did the same thing. Why not look and see what happened before and perhaps deduce this is a hallucination brought on by the stress of a death, and not whatever drugs he might think.

But good on him doing it now. She'd clap if she felt like it. ]

On here? Oh no, the fun tends to come just about every month. Not that I think you'd care because it'll be incredibly boring and nonsensical for you to even waste your time.

Don't be. I just find that one should always hear such tragic news from the best friend. I personally rejoiced when I heard. So much for sentiment. Don't tell me you've been missing your version of me at home. Writing sad violin pieces to pass the time.

TW

[ He'd only gone back so far before the impatience had set in. Under normal circumstances he'd have spent half the day scouring the network, digging into each set of numbers to assign it to a name and a face -- but finding one's self on a supposed spaceship after leaping to one's simulated death to protect the very short list of people one actually cares about has a habit of exacerbating an already irritable personality type.

And here he'd thought that Baskerville business was bad.

Needless to say, he's regretting the oversight. He expects he won't be allowed to forget this one but will be pointedly deleting it all the same, or at the very least tucking it away in a dusty drawer to be dutifully ignored until the end of time. ]

Sorry to disappoint but I'm afraid I've been far too busy to waste
my time on beaten foes. I will point out the fact that I'm not
actually dead. Not that I'm discrediting that a man known as
Sherlock Holmes did die of a tragic and highly suspicious accident
two months ago, but the truth remains that I am not him.
SH

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