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mike ross is a failure of a human being ([personal profile] fraud) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-10-12 02:59 pm

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So.

[ well hey, you guys, have a new face on the feed today. he's one of the new arrivals, trying to get used to this new space lifestyle!! which means friends are... probably a good thing. maybe. he's not sure yet, but he knows he needs to meet people. the ~general populace~, so to speak. ]

Space, huh?

[ wait no. he kind of frowns at that. worst opener. but then he considers all the posts that he's seen (memorized) since he's arrived and well, this ain't so bad. ]

I was... woooonnndering, uh. How many of you are from... New York City? Circa... 2011 or 2012. Ish.

[ man this is chalking up to be one of the most awkward experiences of his life. it's just-- this is like skype alright, except when you use skype you usually know who you're talking to-- here? way different. haha posting to a network, that's weird.

he is usually not this bad but you are also all strangers so. yeah. wait, here's a good idea. i mean, he has a lot of free time now so-- ]


Oh yeah and uh, does anyone know where I could get a camera? Thanks.

[ does he end the post now DOES HE END THE POST NOW he totally ends the post now! yes! good job, mike ross. you successfully completed the goal of posting a video post to the network. next time, maybe have an idea of what you want to talk about beforehand. ]
jurisimpudent: (put out)

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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2012-10-22 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[He....makes a face.]

"Kiddo"?
unparental: ( eaѕycoмpany ) (❝ i love games that turn people)

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[personal profile] unparental 2012-10-23 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
Thought you might like that one.
jurisimpudent: (flustered)

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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2012-10-23 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
It's terrible. And inaccurate. I'm an adult.
unparental: ( eaѕycoмpany ) (❝ you forgot to paint a painting son. ❞)

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[personal profile] unparental 2012-10-23 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
You are-- only six and half years younger than me, even.
jurisimpudent: (i tried)

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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2012-10-23 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
Precisely. That's a very small difference. A surpassingly small difference.
unparental: ( eaѕycoмpany ) (❝ also the bag of smells was a fun)

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[personal profile] unparental 2012-10-23 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
Seems like it should be, huh?
jurisimpudent: (put out)

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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2012-10-23 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
...There's no should be. It is.
unparental: ( eaѕycoмpany ) (❝ i have a t-shirt i tackled eddie)

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[personal profile] unparental 2012-10-23 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Age-wise, you're absolutely right.
jurisimpudent: (irritable)

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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2012-10-23 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
So you're calling me immature.
unparental: ( eaѕycoмpany ) (❝ are most murders committed by)

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[personal profile] unparental 2012-10-23 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
...actually the opposite.
jurisimpudent: (put out)

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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2012-10-23 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Er...Wait, what?
unparental: ( вaтnyan ) (❝ coffee is my favorite non-alcoholic)

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[personal profile] unparental 2012-10-23 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
My frame of reference is sixteen and owns more hoodies than I could keep washed. The kiddo thing is more about me than you.
jurisimpudent: (i tried)

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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2012-10-23 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
...Oh. [He furrows his brow slightly.] Your niece, you mean.
unparental: ( eaѕycoмpany ) (❝ hey kris kross-- can we change up)

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[personal profile] unparental 2012-10-23 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Nephew-- although god do you remind me of her sometimes, too.
jurisimpudent: (pouty)

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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2012-10-23 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Well. I...spoke to her only on occasion, but I did speak to her enough to know to be honored by that comparison.
unparental: ( eaѕycoмpany ) (❝ their bathmats are amazing. it's)

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[personal profile] unparental 2012-10-23 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Just my luck to end up surrounded by kids who are all smarter than me.
jurisimpudent: (i tried)

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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2012-10-23 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
That's hardly true. I think you highly intelligent.
unparental: ( вaтnyan ) (❝ frankly i would love to hit that. ❞)

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[personal profile] unparental 2012-10-24 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I'm okay. But I'm normal people smart, not some super genius.
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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2012-10-24 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
You're just as intelligent as I am, if not more so. I cannot of course speak to your niece's intelligence, but that at least is something.
unparental: ( eaѕycoмpany ) (❝ wow. that family looks so healthy.)

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[personal profile] unparental 2012-10-24 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ...ffffffffffffffffff. giant anime heart eyes, edgeworth. ]

If not more so, huh?
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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2012-10-24 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[His nod is firm and earnest.]

Absolutely.
unparental: ( eaѕycoмpany ) (❝ i knew eventually-- somehow--)

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[personal profile] unparental 2012-10-30 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, I'm going to take my win and go, then.


...you might want to try talking to him again-- and explaining why you pushed, so he knows you meant to help him.
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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2012-10-30 01:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I...suppose so.

[He clears his throat.]

In private.
unparental: ( eaѕycoмpany ) (❝ his name is champion. because)

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[personal profile] unparental 2012-10-30 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Good plan-- some space first never hurts.
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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2012-10-30 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
...Right. Er - and sorry.

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