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mike ross is a failure of a human being ([personal profile] fraud) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-10-12 02:59 pm

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So.

[ well hey, you guys, have a new face on the feed today. he's one of the new arrivals, trying to get used to this new space lifestyle!! which means friends are... probably a good thing. maybe. he's not sure yet, but he knows he needs to meet people. the ~general populace~, so to speak. ]

Space, huh?

[ wait no. he kind of frowns at that. worst opener. but then he considers all the posts that he's seen (memorized) since he's arrived and well, this ain't so bad. ]

I was... woooonnndering, uh. How many of you are from... New York City? Circa... 2011 or 2012. Ish.

[ man this is chalking up to be one of the most awkward experiences of his life. it's just-- this is like skype alright, except when you use skype you usually know who you're talking to-- here? way different. haha posting to a network, that's weird.

he is usually not this bad but you are also all strangers so. yeah. wait, here's a good idea. i mean, he has a lot of free time now so-- ]


Oh yeah and uh, does anyone know where I could get a camera? Thanks.

[ does he end the post now DOES HE END THE POST NOW he totally ends the post now! yes! good job, mike ross. you successfully completed the goal of posting a video post to the network. next time, maybe have an idea of what you want to talk about beforehand. ]
unparental: ( eaѕycoмpany ) (❝ your quiet support means the world)

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[personal profile] unparental 2012-10-21 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
So lock the feed and say 'hey-- can you not be so flippant about my mentor? I'd appreciate it'. If he's worth talking to, he'll agree, and if not you have an awesome exit line to hang up on.
jurisimpudent: (stressed)

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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2012-10-21 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
[He shakes his head - ]

I shouldn't have to beg respect for so great a man like I'm asking a favor.
unparental: ( eaѕycoмpany ) (❝ are you high? ❞ ❝ i'm high on)

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[personal profile] unparental 2012-10-21 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Does Mike know him?
jurisimpudent: (i tried)

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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2012-10-21 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
I...don't think they've most likely met, no. [A slight, rather shy pause - ] He is here, though. He came in the last jump. So I don't want him having to come across this foolish slander.
unparental: ( eaѕycoмpany ) (❝ wow. that family looks so healthy.)

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[personal profile] unparental 2012-10-21 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
Well first of all, I'd love to meet him sometime.

And second-- Miles, nobody here is psychic. Mike's new and stressed and cranky, and you should be the bigger person here. Cut him some slack, be magnanimous.

[ jenna chooses PLAY ON EGO. ]
jurisimpudent: (erm)

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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2012-10-21 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
I, um - [He pulls a slight face, embarrassed over that um - ] I will...see if it can be arranged. [A quick moment of hesitation - ] I'll warn you, though, that he can be very...brusque. He might come off as being quite unkind to you. I do assure you that it won't be that he'll dislike you; he'll just have other things on his mind.

[And then he clears his throat. Playing on the ego did work rather nicely.]

In any case...I do see what you're saying. But I was trying to help him. There is nothing that can keep someone sane here like having direction, and I was trying to provide that.
unparental: ( eaѕycoмpany ) (❝ at the risk bragging one of the)

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[personal profile] unparental 2012-10-21 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
I can take it, I promise.

[ she thought it might. ]

I know you were, hon. But sometimes you can be a little brusque yourself-- he might not have realized you were trying to help him out.
Edited (WHOA WRONG ICON) 2012-10-21 01:55 (UTC)
jurisimpudent: (i tried)

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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2012-10-21 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
Very well. I'll arrange it, and then by your leave, ah - perhaps prepare you with a few talking points.

[He clears his throat.]

In any case, though - the only important thing is whether or not he does take up work here. Not my feelings or his. Though I do respect you trying to defend him.
unparental: ( eaѕycoмpany ) (❝ you didn't know that huh? ❞ ❝ ...i)

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[personal profile] unparental 2012-10-21 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I promise I won't embarrass you-- no index cards needed. I know I don't act like it in my personal life, but I do a pretty good formal.

[ not offended, just... confident. ]

You're wrong there, but thank you.
jurisimpudent: (i tried)

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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2012-10-21 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I know. It's just...I...have perfect faith in you. But he is - In any case. Yes. In any case.

Forgive me, though; about what am I wrong?
unparental: ( eaѕycoмpany ) (❝ i'd go to a banquet in honor of those)

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[personal profile] unparental 2012-10-22 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
Your feelings do matter.
jurisimpudent: (erm)

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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2012-10-22 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Er - well...I - I'm flattered you think so.
unparental: ( ѕтaιrcaѕewιт ) (❝ derek is gay but he's straight for)

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[personal profile] unparental 2012-10-22 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think, I know.
jurisimpudent: (irritable)

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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2012-10-22 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
That feelings are...important.
unparental: ( ѕтaιrcaѕewιт ) (❝ i definitely have more lions than any)

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[personal profile] unparental 2012-10-22 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
That your feelings are important to me.
jurisimpudent: (flustered)

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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2012-10-22 12:01 pm (UTC)(link)
...Oh. Well, I, um...Erm.

[His face is phenomenally embarrassed, enormously self-conscious - and perhaps, underneath that, just a little bit pleased.]

Er...Likewise. Ergo. Verily. Yes.
unparental: ( eaѕycoмpany ) (❝ their bathmats are amazing. it's)

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[personal profile] unparental 2012-10-22 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm glad we agree.

[ oh miles you are her most precious lamb. ]
jurisimpudent: (erm)

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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2012-10-22 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Indeed. Well, erm - good day, then, Jenna.
unparental: ( eaѕycoмpany ) (❝ i got you one of those veggie muffins)

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[personal profile] unparental 2012-10-22 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
You too, Miles.

...and go easy on Mike, okay? He's new-- you remember how overwhelming that is. Give him some time, you guys can argue torts-- not the dessert kinds, and check out that legal knowledge-- to your heart's content.

[ don't ask her if she knows what tort law is-- 'not about dessert despite the misleading name, bummer' is her best answer. ]
jurisimpudent: (laughing)

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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2012-10-22 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought you wanted me to stop that tort-ure.
Edited 2012-10-22 18:07 (UTC)
jurisimpudent: (put out)

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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2012-10-22 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[A pause, and then he makes a face that's halfway between embarrassed and disgusted.]

...I apologize deeply for that.
unparental: ( eaѕycoмpany ) (❝ it's really hard to say congrats)

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[personal profile] unparental 2012-10-22 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
You made a joke-- Miles, you made an awful joke.

[ and jenna is going to burst at the seams with pride now okay. ]
jurisimpudent: (flustered)

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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2012-10-22 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
And let's keep that between us, please.
unparental: ( eaѕycoмpany ) (❝ hey kris kross-- can we change up)

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[personal profile] unparental 2012-10-22 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you kidding? Of course it's staying between us-- I get to be smug that I got Miles Edgeworth to join me in making horrible law puns, I'm not sharing that.
jurisimpudent: (smiling sort of nicely)

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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2012-10-22 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[He looks up; something in that sentiment makes him...oddly happy. So he smiles at her, shyly, and then ducks his head.]

Good. I've a reputation to maintain.

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