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mike ross is a failure of a human being ([personal profile] fraud) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-10-12 02:59 pm

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So.

[ well hey, you guys, have a new face on the feed today. he's one of the new arrivals, trying to get used to this new space lifestyle!! which means friends are... probably a good thing. maybe. he's not sure yet, but he knows he needs to meet people. the ~general populace~, so to speak. ]

Space, huh?

[ wait no. he kind of frowns at that. worst opener. but then he considers all the posts that he's seen (memorized) since he's arrived and well, this ain't so bad. ]

I was... woooonnndering, uh. How many of you are from... New York City? Circa... 2011 or 2012. Ish.

[ man this is chalking up to be one of the most awkward experiences of his life. it's just-- this is like skype alright, except when you use skype you usually know who you're talking to-- here? way different. haha posting to a network, that's weird.

he is usually not this bad but you are also all strangers so. yeah. wait, here's a good idea. i mean, he has a lot of free time now so-- ]


Oh yeah and uh, does anyone know where I could get a camera? Thanks.

[ does he end the post now DOES HE END THE POST NOW he totally ends the post now! yes! good job, mike ross. you successfully completed the goal of posting a video post to the network. next time, maybe have an idea of what you want to talk about beforehand. ]
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[personal profile] starked 2012-10-20 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ THERE IS NO WAY TO WIN MIKE. ]

And what do we do at Stark Industries? Or let's rephrase that, what do I do at my own company.
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[personal profile] starked 2012-10-20 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Pepper is. Not me. I own it, but she does all that fun stuff.

[ WOW YOU SUCK MIKE. 8( ]

See I was going to offer to maybe make you the camera you were asking for, but if you can't get that right, maybe I shouldn't.
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[personal profile] starked 2012-10-26 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ ...kayneshrug. ]

And there's a world that has me without an arc reactor and I'm pretty sure there's a comic or two of me in my world. So, are you expecting a freak out here or are you actually going to go 'well gosh, a Stark camera, I might want the fictional guy to make it for me'.
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[personal profile] starked 2012-11-01 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ s i g h. how does harvey put up with you, mike? ]

It's by saying, "Tony, can you please make me a camera?". Though, maybe you don't need one if you can't figure out that you were supposed to ask that. You might hurt yourself with it.
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[personal profile] starked 2012-11-01 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll ping you to pick it up when I get it done.

[ a beat. ( spoilers: he will also child proof it, seriously mike. ) ]

Deal?