ataraxion | [text] eridan's guide to role calls

yes that reely fuckin sucked oh no wwe havve to go in gravvity pouches evvery time wwe go through a fuckin jump so wwe dont all fuckin die
didnt anybody listen wwhen wwe got that announcement wwasnt that a fuckin thing they mentioned

anywway im pretty sure i saww some horns floatin around in that sea of confusion earlier but i havve things to do so it wwasnt like i wwas gonna stop by an say hello

[That can probably be safely read as "I didn't know if it was anyone I killed when I flipped out and didn't want to check."]

so uh
i guess i should float the fact that there are other trolls around out there
see wwho it is
if its evven anyone i knoww since thats not alwways a thing here

also i wwas pretty fuckin disappointed that i didnt get a fuckin neww scarf or my cape or fuckin anyfin in my locker
i thought that wwas somethin wwe wwould get like evvery jump wwe get a little more fucking pizzazz on this ship
anyone see a purple cape wwith a gold chain lyin around in case it got misplaced or somefin

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

I was unaware Trolls could communicate via written communication so well.

[Here, he's going to video right back at you, you insanely large and foreboding-looking human, so you can see his scrawny gray ass and know you're not thinking about the right kind of trolls.]

Yeah, wwe're full'a fuckin' surprises, aren't wwe?

[ oh.

well. okay. not what he was expecting at all. ]

Indeed. I cannot say I have seen a troll with your... [ er... ] sort of appearance before.

[ and here he was hoping to have someone to maybe fight with to keep in shape. ]

[He pushes his glasses up his nose in the universal sign of hipsterdom.]

Like you're the fuckin' first person to say that. Wwhat other kinda trolls are there?

[ your sarcasm is lost on him, bro. ]

The usual kinds. Much taller than me, orange colored skin. Quite big and not nearly as [ he makes a "small" gesture ] scant as you are. Also rather hairy.

Are you strong at all? You seem a bit... [ just gonna let that trail off into nothing... ]

[oh my god he is so. offended right now.]

Excuse you. A'course I'm fuckin' strong. An' wwhat the fuck does this - [he mimics that little small gesture] - mean?

[ oh haha. whoops. no offense intended.

well. maybe a little. ]

You don't look it. Why, it seems like a strong gust of wind could just blow you away.

[oh my COD.]

You don't look so fuckin' tough yourself, you fuckin' jerk. Wway to be a huge fuckin' judgmental basshole.

[ basshole??? whatever. calm down. ]

No? Perhaps you'd like to test and see if I am or not, troll.

[thor please
please don't hurt him he's only 6 sweeps old he doesn't know better
also he's a complete idiot]

Maybe wwhen I'm not drowwnin' in a bunch'a fuckin' bullshark ovver here, I wwould like to. [SCOWL.]

[ he won't... really... hurt... him. he ain't mad. promise. ]

That rings of an excuse to me. I did not realize I was speaking to a coward.

[HE IS SO OFFENDED.]

I'm not a fuckin' cowward, you ovvergrowwn manatee! I'm just in the middle'a somethin' fuckin' important! [Making amends and suchlike, you know how it is.]

Mere words such as those mean nothing; boring and trite. If your spine is managed to be found, I will be waiting. [ yeah actually no, not so much. but good luck with amending things...! ]

[text] eridan's guide to role calls

video;

video;

video;

video;

video;

video;

video;

video;

video;

video;

video;

video;

video;