[text] eridan's guide to role calls

[uncodlyawwesome]

yes that reely fuckin sucked oh no wwe havve to go in gravvity pouches evvery time wwe go through a fuckin jump so wwe dont all fuckin die
didnt anybody listen wwhen wwe got that announcement wwasnt that a fuckin thing they mentioned

anywway im pretty sure i saww some horns floatin around in that sea of confusion earlier but i havve things to do so it wwasnt like i wwas gonna stop by an say hello

[That can probably be safely read as "I didn't know if it was anyone I killed when I flipped out and didn't want to check."]

so uh
i guess i should float the fact that there are other trolls around out there
see wwho it is
if its evven anyone i knoww since thats not alwways a thing here


also i wwas pretty fuckin disappointed that i didnt get a fuckin neww scarf or my cape or fuckin anyfin in my locker
i thought that wwas somethin wwe wwould get like evvery jump wwe get a little more fucking pizzazz on this ship
anyone see a purple cape wwith a gold chain lyin around in case it got misplaced or somefin

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[odinsons]

[ he won't... really... hurt... him. he ain't mad. promise. ]

That rings of an excuse to me. I did not realize I was speaking to a coward.

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[uncodlyawwesome]

[HE IS SO OFFENDED.]

I'm not a fuckin' cowward, you ovvergrowwn manatee! I'm just in the middle'a somethin' fuckin' important! [Making amends and suchlike, you know how it is.]

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[odinsons]

Mere words such as those mean nothing; boring and trite. If your spine is managed to be found, I will be waiting. [ yeah actually no, not so much. but good luck with amending things...! ]