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[abrahamic]

[ Behold! On your screen is a whole plastic box-case thing of Reese's minis, the gold foil wrappers of each bite-sized piece winking in the horrible eye-blinding indoor lights of the ship. There's actually a reason for Isaac to be taking a video of an incredibly boring thing, though. ]



I found these in my locker after the jump. It's well over ten pounds of Reese's minis and is seriously too much candy for one person, so I'm giving a pound of these to the first couple people willing to sing Rolling in The Deep on the public network. [ No, really. He means it. ] And is there anyone on the ship who is Canadian and can play hockey and/or lacrosse? I've got my lacrosse stick and three balls to shoot, but not enough gear to really play. Or have anyone to play against.

[ There's also another thing, but it's slightly less boring. It's also a bit tricky, since it involves the monthly fur problem. ]

I'm also thinking of camping out on the gardens for a couple days, are the gardens back to being mostly safe again?

Comments

[abrahamic]

You don't like chocolate? Are you allergic?

[ Too bad Isaac can't offer, not that he knows that yet. ]

I guess you could still sing, though.

[theheretic]

I got sick on it once. [ He's learned that 99% of people drop it, when he uses that excuse. Then there's the 1% that ask him vivid questions about the hurl, but if there is a god, Isaac isn't the 1%.

As for singing? ] I don't think so. What exactly is in it for me?

[abrahamic]

Throwing up sick or diarrhea sick? [ Because anyone who gets sick on chocolate is a genetic weirdo. Isaac is a very sensitive person. ]

I don't know, what do you need?

[theheretic]

Both. [ In his defense, he ate like a pound of it. Except not, because this entire scenario is a lie and an excuse. ]

How about clothes that aren't meant for a teenage boy? [ Sound like a fair trade? Get ahold of those and he'll sing. ]

[abrahamic]

I'm over six feet, pretty sure mine would fit. [ Thank goodness for werewolf genes and magical muscles, right? ] But hey, clothes are A+ currency, so I don't think a song's gonna cut it. Trade you for a favor?

[ And also quietly noting down re: Aidan - allergic to chocolate, too sissy to admit it. ]

[theheretic]

Do I still have to sing?

[ Nah, he just can't enjoy it properly. You want to see allergic? Try feeding him wolf blood, or garlic. ]

[abrahamic]

[ aw hey, isaac has one of those!!! now to actually try that or not... ]

If you want to? Hey, can I ask a potentially invasive question about Josh's camping abilities?

[ HAHAHAHAH ugh metaphors ]

[theheretic]

Be my guest.

wow those icon keywords

[abrahamic]

Does he always have to get naked?

i upload a new icon whenever i realize i don't have one that fits. so i named it just for this. ffff

[theheretic]

It just means he likes you.

we are very flattered!

[abrahamic]

[ ...oh dude ew ]

He's a little too nerdy for me, thanks, but that's... never mind.

—Has he even told you?

[theheretic]

You're kidding, right? [ Of course Aidan knows. He's the reason Josh is a functional member of society instead of obsessing over camping 24/7. ]

[abrahamic]

[ He's covering all his bases, it's called being ready or something. ]

That we're not the only campers on the ship, I mean. We camped out with him last time, we forgot to pack extra.

Do you camp too?

[theheretic]

[ Skipping the first question, because 'no but I smelled you' doesn't go over well. ]

Not exactly.

I just... help make sure his camping trips go smoothly.

[abrahamic]

So you're like a camp guide? How does that work out for you two?

[ how do you manage to stay alive??? ]

video because wow really man REALLY

[growling]

And to think I was actually excited about you being here.

video /hijacking also

[abrahamic]

Please say he's your boyfriend so I can rationalize the mental trauma.

video; private to these punks

[growling]

No and wow, seriously, me getting naked is mental trauma?

Of course I get naked every time, there's no way the wolf would fit in a pair of jeans.

[ ..... wait that sounds horrible. ]

video; private to the werewolf contingent?

[abrahamic]

Wow.



Wow. I'm really sorry that every time I've seen a naked werewolf it usually preceded some serious crap coming down.

He smelled like you after the jump! Why were you hugging naked?

locked;

[altercate]

Explain him.

[ JOSH WHAT IS THIS. ]

locked; NO GET OUT

[growling]

[ He actually almost threw the device because holy shit it's Derek Hale making voluntary contact and it's a bit terrifying, actually.

And oh wait a second. ]

He's my - he's my roommate from Boston, and he's totally not a monster like in that nightmare thing. Man those nightmares, you've got to give them points for creativity, right?

locked; NEVER GETS OUT

[altercate]

[ just be grateful he isn't looming over you in your room. ]

He isn't.

[ derek doesn't even know what to do anymore. ]

[theheretic]

Sally's said worse.

video; private

[growling]

Yeah, well, Sally hasn't shown up and crashed my space party.

Seriously, what are you, like, sniffing out the other wolves? Is this a thing with you? [ Because he totally thought he was special, bro. ]

pretend i said aidan's was private because otherwise josh just outed everyone

[theheretic]

Relax. Isaac's just a kid--things aren't going to get political.