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auggie "manwhore" anderson | 010 » 111 ([personal profile] mingus) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-09-11 12:28 am

[ first → video ]

[ Hello, have your new 010 » 111 pop up on the network. The video turns on to show someone obviously in their room. He's sitting on the bed and he has the comm resting in his hands on his lap, it's facing him -- even if it's a little off center. His fingers run over the buttons on the device and he clears his throat, ready to speak at the indication that the video is recording.

And yet, the video is upside down. ]


Just a friendly reminder to whoever is in charge that, if you are in fact going to abduct someone from their work and home into outer space -- you might want to reconsider picking a blind man. For one, stars? Completely wasted on me.

[ A slight quirk of his lips up at that. ]

And to... any friendly listeners out there, a brief rundown of this place from someone who isn't a native would be exceptional. I'm sure there's a welcome sign around here but, well, [ He tilts his head just a bit and shrugs lightly. ]

I think that covers it. Nice to meet you, I'm sure you're all very pretty.

[ And then he grins and hangs up. ]
became: ( oldprιnтworĸѕ | lj ) (❝at least you guys can wear halters.)

I AM SO EXCITE FOR THIS CR also i am gonna hit this with jenna too

[personal profile] became 2012-09-14 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
He's our... mascot.

[ neal likes to poke him with sticks until he screams :D ]
became: ( ĸιѕѕιngcrιмe | lj ) (❝i'm not a regular mom i'm a cool mom.❞)

/attaches

[personal profile] became 2012-09-14 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
I would never.

[ wait for it. ]

Spit balls at the back of his head. Excessive violence is so déclassé.
became: ( ĸιѕѕιngcrιмe | lj ) (❝happy hour is from four to six.❞)

[personal profile] became 2012-09-15 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ neal laughs at that, shaking his head. ]

Neal Caffrey, apparently professional emotional torturer.

[ it's funny because it's true he never means to. ]
became: ( ongιara | lj ) (❝that's only because i was acting like)

[personal profile] became 2012-09-16 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
Auggie. [ neal pauses, consideringly. ] I like it. Suits you.

[ ...oh man auggie want to be bffs? ]

Didn't you hear? My other title is bestower of titles. Blind and witty it is. Anything else I should add?
became: ( ĸιѕѕιngcrιмe | lj ) (❝is butter a carb?❞)

[personal profile] became 2012-09-17 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I live to please.

[ also to flirt. with everyone, up to and including particularly attractive houseplants. it's a charm thing. ]

Hmmmm. [ just staring at you consideringly, auggie. ] No, I think I'd be fine believing both.
became: ( ĸιѕѕιngcrιмe | lj ) (❝i can put my whole fist in my mouth.)

[personal profile] became 2012-09-21 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, it does spring eternal. Even in space.

[ dear auggie wanna write a rad bromance love neal ]
became: ( ĸιѕѕιngcrιмe | lj ) (cell ♧ this is my :DDD! SUP ERIK face)

[personal profile] became 2012-09-26 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ but neal likes cheating, especially if it means he wins. ]

Don't worry-- push comes to shove, there's always Edgeworth and spitballs.
became: ( ĸιѕѕιngcrιмe | lj ) (❝i can put my whole fist in my mouth.)

[personal profile] became 2012-09-30 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
You mean other than my abundant charm, far more than adequate looks, and scorching wit?

...oh, right. And my heaping portion of modesty, too.
became: ( ĸιѕѕιngcrιмe | lj ) (❝my breasts can always tell when it's)

[personal profile] became 2012-10-02 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Until next time, Mr. Anderson.

[ matrix imitation there and MIC DROPPED

neal caffrey always leaves 'em wanting more, what can he say. ]