[ first → video ]
[ Hello, have your new 010 » 111 pop up on the network. The video turns on to show someone obviously in their room. He's sitting on the bed and he has the comm resting in his hands on his lap, it's facing him -- even if it's a little off center. His fingers run over the buttons on the device and he clears his throat, ready to speak at the indication that the video is recording.
And yet, the video is upside down. ]
Just a friendly reminder to whoever is in charge that, if you are in fact going to abduct someone from their work and home into outer space -- you might want to reconsider picking a blind man. For one, stars? Completely wasted on me.
[ A slight quirk of his lips up at that. ]
And to... any friendly listeners out there, a brief rundown of this place from someone who isn't a native would be exceptional. I'm sure there's a welcome sign around here but, well, [ He tilts his head just a bit and shrugs lightly. ]
I think that covers it. Nice to meet you, I'm sure you're all very pretty.
[ And then he grins and hangs up. ]
And yet, the video is upside down. ]
Just a friendly reminder to whoever is in charge that, if you are in fact going to abduct someone from their work and home into outer space -- you might want to reconsider picking a blind man. For one, stars? Completely wasted on me.
[ A slight quirk of his lips up at that. ]
And to... any friendly listeners out there, a brief rundown of this place from someone who isn't a native would be exceptional. I'm sure there's a welcome sign around here but, well, [ He tilts his head just a bit and shrugs lightly. ]
I think that covers it. Nice to meet you, I'm sure you're all very pretty.
[ And then he grins and hangs up. ]
aw yes
Not yet, actually -- though someone did mention him. It's almost like people are trying to build my expectations.
I AM SO EXCITE FOR THIS CR also i am gonna hit this with jenna too
[ neal likes to poke him with sticks until he screams :D ]
ME TOO COME AT ME WITH EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT
And you're one of the kids who beats him up behind the bleachers after the game, aren't you?
/attaches
[ wait for it. ]
Spit balls at the back of his head. Excessive violence is so déclassé.
/holds tight!!
Can't argue with that. Plus, it leaves more emotional wounds in the end.
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Neal Caffrey, apparently professional emotional torturer.
[ it's funny because it's true he never means to. ]
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August Anderson. Though, most call me Auggie.
[ A tilt of his head. ]
No titles here, unless "blind and witty" counts.
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[ ...oh man auggie want to be bffs? ]
Didn't you hear? My other title is bestower of titles. Blind and witty it is. Anything else I should add?
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[ and yes please. we can totally be bffs. ]
Oh, yes. Devastatingly attractive and a killer shot. One of those might actually be a lie, though.
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[ also to flirt. with everyone, up to and including particularly attractive houseplants. it's a charm thing. ]
Hmmmm. [ just staring at you consideringly, auggie. ] No, I think I'd be fine believing both.
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Your vote of confidence is completely flattering. Let's just hope I won't have to test the killer shot one here, yeah?
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[ dear auggie wanna write a rad bromance love neal ]
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Ha ha, that it does. I look cautiously forward to this... adventure.
[ space hell =/= adventure but optimism!!! a-ahaha ]
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Don't worry-- push comes to shove, there's always Edgeworth and spitballs.
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I knew I liked you for a reason.
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...oh, right. And my heaping portion of modesty, too.
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[ a quirk of his lips ]
You provide a fascinating conversation, Mr. Caffrey, but I'm afraid I must go!
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[ matrix imitation there and MIC DROPPED
neal caffrey always leaves 'em wanting more, what can he say. ]