zoosmell: (there's only two men i trust)
if i had to pick a dude ([personal profile] zoosmell) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-01-15 10:55 am

[TEXT] 001; Who put piss in my apple juice?

oh wow, are we doing this again?
yeah, i don't have anything better than to do!
i'll just be right here in some strange place AGAIN!
bluh bluh bluh, this really sucks.
unless it's been three years?
oh, wow.
maybe i'm three years older?
i wonder why three years older me decided to get a tattoo of a number.
i don't think things are adding up...
i mean uh hello wouldn't a ghostbusters tattoo be even cooler??
oh!!!!!!!!
maybe this is like the numbers for the ghostbusters!
so now when anybody asks who're you going to call, i can just show them this number!
nice going older me.
boy, i'm really smart when i'm older!
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[personal profile] scratched 2012-01-15 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Do I look like a bitch to you? I'm talking about that fucker Jack. He'll try and get all up in your shit, but you gotta shut up down. Also lock your door.
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[personal profile] scratched 2012-01-15 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Shut up and listen for a second, I'm not repeating this shit.

Don't let that guy's horseshit suck you in.
scratched: (AW HERE IT GOES)

[personal profile] scratched 2012-01-15 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
That's the worst plan I've ever. Like hell I'm letting you leap in front of me like a jackass.

If we see him, we take a swing at the same time.
scratched: (DAT WIN STREETFIGHTER TURNIMENTS)

also im coming back to tag this one too because i do what i want!!!!!!!!!

[personal profile] scratched 2012-01-18 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.

[GUESS THIS IS dave speak for glad you're here bro ;A;]
scratched: (YES I BE DA 1)

if im not having at least three simultaneous conversations with you at once i get barfley

[personal profile] scratched 2012-01-18 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
We're in space. I don't think it's got anything to do with the game.

Yeah they got blankets. I got a room to myself too - you gotta call me Officer Strider now.
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wow get out johnfle!!!! scarflohn??

[personal profile] scratched 2012-01-18 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
I have to fight off the bitches with a goddamn spacestick and half a shitty sword. Glad you're here to be my wingman now, gotta have someone to take the freakier ones out for a spin.

Permission Granted, Sergeant Egbert, under orders that said fort must meet all requirements of Fucknormous and Plush, to be inspected upon completion.
scratched: (WITOUT EVEN ERNIN IT)

why are we combining everything with my name are we merging into one being

[personal profile] scratched 2012-01-18 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
Naw man, first rule of being chill is no flipping the fuck out allowed. Flippage of shit is only allowed under extreme circumstances, like being buried in puppet ass, or finding your blanket fort isn't nearly big enough, that clear?
scratched: (IN THE WORLD ON MY SAT)

ur short and easy!!!

[personal profile] scratched 2012-01-18 08:29 am (UTC)(link)
Are you going to start pawing through my underwear the moment you walk in, Jesus Christ. There isn't anything to hide, because I don't have anything. Boring as shit here.
scratched: (STANDIN ON A CAR)

how long is yours how long is yours how long is yours how long is yours

[personal profile] scratched 2012-01-18 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
Even the idea of owning anything adorned with his gaunt face makes me want to barf, hell no.
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8======================>

[personal profile] scratched 2012-01-18 08:50 am (UTC)(link)
You wish, even my underwear drawer is oozing more cool than you can possibly handle.
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iyaan its so big

[personal profile] scratched 2012-01-18 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
Every square inch of my personal property is slathered in icing and constructed from funfetti cake mix, its sweet spongy embrace welcomes me to sleep every night upon its sugary, disgusting surface.

I think I hoarded some chips or something.
scratched: (I AM WERTH A GILLYUN)

good jorb

[personal profile] scratched 2012-01-19 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
[The mention of time actually does get him to pause his mad cake-fueled rant and serious the fuck up. Shit's important, that's his job.]

938 AE. After Earth. And I guess for us suckers it counts as a present. I can't tell you much more than that date, which kind of makes me fucking useless as the time guy too, but that's all I got.

. . . Sorry.
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dicks possibly????

[personal profile] scratched 2012-01-19 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
[lets just carefully skirt any Ex-Guardians for now]

Probably not even our Earth. This probably isn't even our Universe, but don't ask me for details on that, it isn't my specialty. Just going with my gut on this one.

yeah and kinda wrinkley

[personal profile] scratched - 2012-01-20 07:11 (UTC) - Expand

yeah stiff as can be

[personal profile] scratched - 2012-01-20 07:21 (UTC) - Expand