[TEXT] 001; Who put piss in my apple juice?
oh wow, are we doing this again?
yeah, i don't have anything better than to do!
i'll just be right here in some strange place AGAIN!
bluh bluh bluh, this really sucks.
unless it's been three years?
oh, wow.
maybe i'm three years older?
i wonder why three years older me decided to get a tattoo of a number.
i don't think things are adding up...
i mean uh hello wouldn't a ghostbusters tattoo be even cooler??
oh!!!!!!!!
maybe this is like the numbers for the ghostbusters!
so now when anybody asks who're you going to call, i can just show them this number!
nice going older me.
boy, i'm really smart when i'm older!
yeah, i don't have anything better than to do!
i'll just be right here in some strange place AGAIN!
bluh bluh bluh, this really sucks.
unless it's been three years?
oh, wow.
maybe i'm three years older?
i wonder why three years older me decided to get a tattoo of a number.
i don't think things are adding up...
i mean uh hello wouldn't a ghostbusters tattoo be even cooler??
oh!!!!!!!!
maybe this is like the numbers for the ghostbusters!
so now when anybody asks who're you going to call, i can just show them this number!
nice going older me.
boy, i'm really smart when i'm older!
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But I have a door? Wow, that is pretty cool!
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Don't let that guy's horseshit suck you in.
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But don't worry, Dave. I have a plan. If he ever tries to attack you, I'll put myself in front of you because I'm immortal or something! I think it is a good plan. Also, if I ever see him, I will punch him.
Because I don't forgive him.
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If we see him, we take a swing at the same time.
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Whether we're immortal or not.
also im coming back to tag this one too because i do what i want!!!!!!!!!
[GUESS THIS IS dave speak for glad you're here bro ;A;]
your gchat message thing is open right there you know...
But do they have blankets? We need to build a BIG blanket fort. It will be so big, it will be like Fort Knox meets meets a jumbo jet.
if im not having at least three simultaneous conversations with you at once i get barfley
Yeah they got blankets. I got a room to myself too - you gotta call me Officer Strider now.
yes i enjoy talking to daove
Permission to build a humongiganto blanket fort in your room, Officer Strider, sir?
wow get out johnfle!!!! scarflohn??
Permission Granted, Sergeant Egbert, under orders that said fort must meet all requirements of Fucknormous and Plush, to be inspected upon completion.
it can be scaofle or jaohn but not scarlohn...
Ha ha... I'm really glad you're here, Dave. I am pretty sure I would still be flipping the fuck out. Also, maybe I would have gotten lost. And it wouldn't have been so blankety.
why are we combining everything with my name are we merging into one being
your name is just so short and easy...
Or maybe I should let you go first so you can hide away all your secret stuff you have in your room, like all your embarrassing secrets that I will find.
ur short and easy!!!
i am long and hard ;)
You have to have some embarrassing things. Don't think you can fool me by pretending you don't. Maybe you're secretly harvesting a love for Nick Cage that you don't feel like you can tell me.
how long is yours how long is yours how long is yours how long is yours
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Like "I'm Dave Strider, and I am very uncool!"
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Do you at least have snacks in your room? But not any baked goods. If I see any baked goods, I might have to take disciplinary action.
iyaan its so big
I think I hoarded some chips or something.
i pagestretched my own page like an idiot....
Do they have televisions or anything around here, Officer Sugary Sweet Strider?
good jorb
938 AE. After Earth. And I guess for us suckers it counts as a present. I can't tell you much more than that date, which kind of makes me fucking useless as the time guy too, but that's all I got.
. . . Sorry.
I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT
I mean, it sucks that Earth is gone, but you're here with me? We can be total mad beasts when we're together. It will be so mad. And I know my... he wasn't on Earth, either, and it wouldn't have mattered, so there's that!
So don't be sorry, Dave.
dicks possibly????
Probably not even our Earth. This probably isn't even our Universe, but don't ask me for details on that, it isn't my specialty. Just going with my gut on this one.
why are we always talking about dicks
we can talk about pugs in space instead
so is yours shaped like a log or
yeah and kinda wrinkley
and a little purple you should look into that
yeah im getting it checked out soon its starting to get itchy
if it's still hard though we can use it as an ironing board
yeah stiff as can be
let me sit on it but not in it
just rub it a little itll get better
how do you feel when i rub it
it feels good like you really care about me
that's good because i'm lying
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WOW GUESS IM WAY TOO FAST FOR U 2 SLO 2 LIVE
IT WAS ONE MINUTE APART HOW LOSER CAN YOU GET except i've done that i'm sad