[TEXT] 001; Who put piss in my apple juice?
oh wow, are we doing this again?
yeah, i don't have anything better than to do!
i'll just be right here in some strange place AGAIN!
bluh bluh bluh, this really sucks.
unless it's been three years?
oh, wow.
maybe i'm three years older?
i wonder why three years older me decided to get a tattoo of a number.
i don't think things are adding up...
i mean uh hello wouldn't a ghostbusters tattoo be even cooler??
oh!!!!!!!!
maybe this is like the numbers for the ghostbusters!
so now when anybody asks who're you going to call, i can just show them this number!
nice going older me.
boy, i'm really smart when i'm older!
yeah, i don't have anything better than to do!
i'll just be right here in some strange place AGAIN!
bluh bluh bluh, this really sucks.
unless it's been three years?
oh, wow.
maybe i'm three years older?
i wonder why three years older me decided to get a tattoo of a number.
i don't think things are adding up...
i mean uh hello wouldn't a ghostbusters tattoo be even cooler??
oh!!!!!!!!
maybe this is like the numbers for the ghostbusters!
so now when anybody asks who're you going to call, i can just show them this number!
nice going older me.
boy, i'm really smart when i'm older!
how do you feel when i rub it
Today just really sucks. It's like, the top twenty days of sucking! Maybe fifty, I don't know, it's just a blowhole of suckitude.
it feels good like you really care about me
one eyebrow raises up slowly]
that's good because i'm lying
[ turns around and leaves the lockers ]
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Okay, I'm still really mad at you, but I know you don't get it and you're probably dealing a lot behind those cool kid shades and I'm just going to stay with you and make sure you're okay but I am still angry!
But we should totally play Candyland or something if they have that, or we can make our own awesome board.
WOW GUESS IM WAY TOO FAST FOR U 2 SLO 2 LIVE
How the fuck is it my fault you've got shitty taste and this place has got a shitty selection? Fine, we'll play fucking Candyland or whatever shitty rip-off they have, but it's not because I think you're actually mad at me, I just want to kick your ass at children's games.
IT WAS ONE MINUTE APART HOW LOSER CAN YOU GET except i've done that i'm sad
Anyway, if we make our own Candyland, I totally get to make a Dave piece and he'll stuff himself with so many lollipops, he won't even be able to stand sugar ever again, he will be like the sugar man except with even more sugar.