grandpa egbert juniordad (
kringlefuck) wrote in
ataraxion2012-08-16 11:11 pm
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[ Oh hey. It's that Australian sounding kid again. What's he up to this go around? He goes straight to video, not really bothered with his text for a change. ]
Salutations! I have a few matters to address, but I'll cut to the chase here and smoothly segway into the questions I have queued in my noggin for some time now.
I am curious, if a qualify for a position, how one fellow goes about becoming a part of the gunnery team. I recall an anonymous gent mentioning it to me and I'm curious in my wits. Are there any persons present who have experienced this before? Before that question is properly answered, I also request further information on this matter such as the commitment level along with the work load and any benefits that are obtainable at this time for assisting the ship in such a way.
The other question I have is I am wondering what date it is and if by chance I missed it somewhere when I first arrived here. It's likely; I've still yet to do a complete exploring of my new environment. In any case, do people go on holiday or recognize certain events from their world on the proper day or just when they are feeling nostalgic?
Last I remember, my 16th birthday was coming up faster than a jack rabbit on a hot date in summer, and I was just wondering when I would have the bliss of identifying myself as a sweet sixteen.
Actually, last I looked it was April of 2012, so it's actually a good while from that date, but I want to be readily prepared.
[ He talks rather rapidly, a youthful tone carrying his voice. A moment to adjust his glasses. ]
In addition, I'm shitting my knickers here from excitement. Sixteen is a pretty big fuss!
Anywhoodles, any sort of info would be smashing.
I am still in dire need of a handkerchief. An actual one, and not something severed from a table cloth, and another holster of some kind to equip both of my babies in.
Welp, I think that's it. This is Jake English, over and out!
[ He performs a little number, spinning the runs rapidly and smoothly in his hands before posing and giving a wink.
It's just like a teenager to swing them around like that over a network, of course.. The feed ends, and a private text is sent out a few minutes later. ]
[ private text to Knives Chau. ]
Miss chau i request that you and i have a rendezvous with a good session of the fistcuffs. What say you to that, madame? I want to know if we both are able to level up even on a craft such as this...... if you think you can *HANDLE IT.*
Salutations! I have a few matters to address, but I'll cut to the chase here and smoothly segway into the questions I have queued in my noggin for some time now.
I am curious, if a qualify for a position, how one fellow goes about becoming a part of the gunnery team. I recall an anonymous gent mentioning it to me and I'm curious in my wits. Are there any persons present who have experienced this before? Before that question is properly answered, I also request further information on this matter such as the commitment level along with the work load and any benefits that are obtainable at this time for assisting the ship in such a way.
The other question I have is I am wondering what date it is and if by chance I missed it somewhere when I first arrived here. It's likely; I've still yet to do a complete exploring of my new environment. In any case, do people go on holiday or recognize certain events from their world on the proper day or just when they are feeling nostalgic?
Last I remember, my 16th birthday was coming up faster than a jack rabbit on a hot date in summer, and I was just wondering when I would have the bliss of identifying myself as a sweet sixteen.
Actually, last I looked it was April of 2012, so it's actually a good while from that date, but I want to be readily prepared.
[ He talks rather rapidly, a youthful tone carrying his voice. A moment to adjust his glasses. ]
In addition, I'm shitting my knickers here from excitement. Sixteen is a pretty big fuss!
Anywhoodles, any sort of info would be smashing.
I am still in dire need of a handkerchief. An actual one, and not something severed from a table cloth, and another holster of some kind to equip both of my babies in.
Welp, I think that's it. This is Jake English, over and out!
[ He performs a little number, spinning the runs rapidly and smoothly in his hands before posing and giving a wink.
It's just like a teenager to swing them around like that over a network, of course.. The feed ends, and a private text is sent out a few minutes later. ]
[ private text to Knives Chau. ]
Miss chau i request that you and i have a rendezvous with a good session of the fistcuffs. What say you to that, madame? I want to know if we both are able to level up even on a craft such as this...... if you think you can *HANDLE IT.*

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Hogswallop! My good sir, I'm not sixteen yet. I mean, I don't think I am! Gosh, that would certainly be something if it was already my birthday or past it. I'm all ecstatic to be sixteen already.
I dare say I take offense to being called a baby of all things! Now, I'm not going to threaten you with balled fists just yet. I am giving you a chance to at least take back what you said.
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I laughed so hard oh my god I'M SO SORRY klsdjhuakls
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and now commence in backtagging everything....
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learn to control your excitement and not shit your knickers
you just got those
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*Buddy.*
How are you, uh...
How are you faring?????
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Action thread?
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you gonna try to beat me in sparring with them, mister fancy dancer hot pants?
[In other words, you're on. She's more than ready to beat Jake's butt in a good ole fistcuffs.]
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Granted i was in a sheet of goo so you ought to put that in your little equation.
But i might also be as to bold to say that my moves are rather *alluring.*
*BUT NOT IN A SUGGESTIVE WAY.*
In a way that is more of oh gee whiskers that is one dapper as fuck gentleman baring the firearms there i ought to befriend him.
Of course i have a hunch they all would fall for me like any old bloke tripping down the stairs in a matter of moments.
I just have that effect. You have been warned.
How goes it for you, neighbor? I guess i could have just gone next door to ask this of you but i cannot be arsed.
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text ==> action!!!!!
perma ACTION!!!
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sorry for my delay! busy life and all D8
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[Yeah that's almost all he took out of that entire set of word vomit.]
You're prob'ly already sixteen then, kid.
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Yes, hello? Bonjour? Como estas?
[ A beat. ]
Oh frig, I think I'm way off here! You're Dutch, aren't you? You realize I haven't got much of Dutch to say, right? I recall watching some movies with Dutch actors in them and I thought their accents were really something. Tell me I'm right though, I could be wrong.
[ He brightens. ]
Hot diggity. You think so? What makes you assume that?
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permavoice I got lazy
im down with it, man.
watch me change it in three comments
cry i do the same.
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Sixteen, huh? There should be a party!
video+text; omg bby im sorry i bailed on tagging it was hectic that week. ;//;
Hows this for you????
Sixteen is what it *will* be, or has been. That is what i am trying to figure out.
I hear sixteen is a very exciting age.
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video+text; <3
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What's a Wichita?
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Ole chap!
You're the right man here I should be addressing. Benefits, perhaps, the usage of any kind of weaponry to be used for our own.
Or, are we allowed to venture to certain parts of the ship others cannot?
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Jake! You're alright?
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Oh, greetings! Asamo... Astato.. something.. what's it? Haha, I don't remember!
Yes, hello! I am managing just fine. Though my expressions of gratitude most go out to Dave for assisting me back to the shuttle.
I am well. It all was frightfully exciting, however.
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whoop same
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you voyeur
and no shit sixteen is important
i never knew
thanks bro you have shown me the light
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Sixteen is one of the most important ages a person could possibly be!
Especially for your kind. That is a time for increased break growth along with frequent molting like any healthy poultry kind.
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[ Jake strokes his chin, keeping his thoughts to himself. ]
It's still sanitary, is it?
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Sixteen, huh?
[Now that he thinks about it, it's weird to imagine that his son would have been about that age, if he were still alive.]
Might be somethin' worth lookin' in to. Can't say I know anything about the date, though. Pretty sure it was... October, where I was from. [Or August. The Silent Hill calendars are very confusing. Not to mention they didn't even have any dates, so that doesn't help much. He wasn't actually paying very close attention, in any case.]
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Murphy, my fine gent, how are you sporting?
October, you say? Well, that is definitely closer to my birthday!
Have you been here long enough to find yourself wanting to celebrate something from back home?
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Many happy returns, then.
[ what are knickers ]
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i hope 4th walling is ok cause this guy is a big fan.
SO JUST STARING. ]
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video; jake english: destroyer of the 4th wall.
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