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_{[ Oh hey. It's that Australian sounding kid again. What's he up to this go around? He goes straight to video, not really bothered with his text for a change. ]}

Salutations! I have a few matters to address, but I'll cut to the chase here and smoothly segway into the questions I have queued in my noggin for some time now.
I am curious, if a qualify for a position, how one fellow goes about becoming a part of the gunnery team. I recall an anonymous gent mentioning it to me and I'm curious in my wits. Are there any persons present who have experienced this before? Before that question is properly answered, I also request further information on this matter such as the commitment level along with the work load and any benefits that are obtainable at this time for assisting the ship in such a way.

The other question I have is I am wondering what date it is and if by chance I missed it somewhere when I first arrived here. It's likely; I've still yet to do a complete exploring of my new environment. In any case, do people go on holiday or recognize certain events from their world on the proper day or just when they are feeling nostalgic?
Last I remember, my 16th birthday was coming up faster than a jack rabbit on a hot date in summer, and I was just wondering when I would have the bliss of identifying myself as a sweet sixteen.
Actually, last I looked it was April of 2012, so it's actually a good while from that date, but I want to be readily prepared.

_{[ He talks rather rapidly, a youthful tone carrying his voice. A moment to adjust his glasses. ]}

In addition, I'm shitting my knickers here from excitement. Sixteen is a pretty big fuss!
Anywhoodles, any sort of info would be smashing.
I am still in dire need of a handkerchief. An actual one, and not something severed from a table cloth, and another holster of some kind to equip both of my babies in.
Welp, I think that's it. This is Jake English, over and out!

_{[ He performs a little number, spinning the runs rapidly and smoothly in his hands before posing and giving a wink.
It's just like a teenager to swing them around like that over a network, of course.. The feed ends, and a private text is sent out a few minutes later. ]}

[ private text to Knives Chau. ]
Miss chau i request that you and i have a rendezvous with a good session of the fistcuffs. What say you to that, madame? I want to know if we both are able to level up even on a craft such as this...... if you think you can *HANDLE IT.*

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Sixteen? As in sixteen years? [ What is going on here??? ] You're just a baby.

_{[ Jake tilts his head to his shoulder and lifts his brows a little before forcing out a laugh. ]}

Hogswallop! My good sir, I'm not sixteen yet. I mean, I don't think I am! Gosh, that would certainly be something if it was already my birthday or past it. I'm all ecstatic to be sixteen already.

I dare say I take offense to being called a baby of all things! Now, I'm not going to threaten you with balled fists just yet. I am giving you a chance to at least take back what you said.

Edited 2012-08-17 03:36 (UTC)

hey man
learn to control your excitement and not shit your knickers
you just got those

[ Okay, so maaaybe he should have kept his mouth shut. Oh well. ]

Look. I'm not taking back anything, not when it's true. I don't wanna start a fight, but that makes you, uh. What? [ He's doing the math. ] Fifteen? That's even worse.

[ As an afterthought, he tacks on: ] And don't call me sir. My name's Bells.

_{[ Shit. He knows that red font and lower caps from anywhere now that he's been properly introduced to Dave. However, last time he saw Dave was in that video Dirk sent over the network and he's not really sure what sort of state Dave is in now.
This is certainly awkward. ]}

Hey dave.
*Buddy.*

How are you, uh...
How are you faring?????

Harhar. You don't want to start a fight? Why ever not?

_{[ Here's Jake rolling on his heels a little. ]}

You wouldn't be yellow in the gut, would you? Shucks, there's nothing like feeling your knuckles wet with blood and bruises peppered all over your skin. I've been really, really craving a top notch scrum since I first got here but now that the excitement of the Strela station as passed, I'm getting anxious again.

_{[ A pause. ]}

Do people just detest manners on this ship?
Ha ha, so be it, Bells. I'm happy to know we've elevated our introductions to an already friendship level.
You may call me Jake, as I said over the video.

Are you familiar with the system of employment here?

wow. nice dance moves you there jake english (even tho you sound more aussie than english. just saying)

you gonna try to beat me in sparring with them, mister fancy dancer hot pants?

[In other words, you're on. She's more than ready to beat Jake's butt in a good ole fistcuffs.]

A lot more elegant than my coordination across the sleek flooring prior to the most recent jump.
Granted i was in a sheet of goo so you ought to put that in your little equation.
But i might also be as to bold to say that my moves are rather *alluring.*
*BUT NOT IN A SUGGESTIVE WAY.*
In a way that is more of oh gee whiskers that is one dapper as fuck gentleman baring the firearms there i ought to befriend him.

Of course i have a hunch they all would fall for me like any old bloke tripping down the stairs in a matter of moments.

I just have that effect. You have been warned.

How goes it for you, neighbor? I guess i could have just gone next door to ask this of you but i cannot be arsed.

[ A roll of his eyes. ] I don't do fights. And I especially don't fight babies. Tell you what though, Jake. Wait a couple years, and I'll give you a good fuck instead. It's better than fighting. You bounce back a whole lot quicker too, if you know what I mean. [ Does he even care he just said that to a kid? The answer would be: no. ]

Wait, uh. Employment? Sorry. I don't do jobs. You'll have to ask someone else about that.

better than you are
my boxers are spring fresh clean

_{[ Everything after I'll give you a good fuck goes through one ear and out the other and any debonair vibe from him is SUCKED away in an instant and he finds himself in a state of shock. ]}

I.. what? A good...

fuck...

I don't..

alright man
ill stop shooting the crap in your underpants
im awake
alive and kicking
better than ive been recently

Jack rabbit on a hot date...

[Yeah that's almost all he took out of that entire set of word vomit.]

You're prob'ly already sixteen then, kid.

Sweet kicking baby Jesus in a soiled diaper!
My fine fellow! How is it you can say such vulgarities so casually to a person you have just met?! W-Well, I mean, friends now, correct? Comrades? Just met? I don't--

Good golly wahootz, I'm feeling hot under the collar! Nobody has ever said something like that to me before!
I don't know what to say!
You're joshing me, right? I thought I'd just, uh, just be sure about that! Ha.. haha! HAHA.

I mean, from another man too! Egads, I don't really know which I am more attracted to, who what I am attracted to! Do I like dicks or tits? Why is it when women are more cerulean colored it is such a turn on I cannot control myself? The protrusions from a persons clavicle bone; that is certainly something to look at but I feel so ashamed of saying that!
_{[ These things are just sort of his thoughts, and he's sputtering them out without really filtering them. Then, he peers through his fingers, simmering down. ]}

Did.. did... you say something about not having any info on the employment here?

Are you *sure* about that dave????
I would much like to see you in person and even though dirk said i could come and pal around for a visit anytime i feel as if i should ask you first and make sure were ok.
The last thing i would want is any companionship we have established is to be severed.

I think youre a top notch guy, really.

_{[ He peers at his device curiously. What an interesting accent. ]}
Yes, hello? Bonjour? Como estas?

_{[ A beat. ]}
Oh frig, I think I'm way off here! You're Dutch, aren't you? You realize I haven't got much of Dutch to say, right? I recall watching some movies with Dutch actors in them and I thought their accents were really something. Tell me I'm right though, I could be wrong.

_{[ He brightens. ]}

Hot diggity. You think so? What makes you assume that?

Hey, hey, hey. You're just throwing out too much stuff for me to answer all at once. Take a breath, okay? [ He rubs at the back of his neck, looking up a little as he tries to remember everything. ] One: I always mean what I say. So, if you think I was just kidding, you obviously don't know me that well. And we're friends now, right? Good.

What else was there? Uh. Oh. And two: there's nothing wrong with liking both. You'll never be lacking for company if that's how you feel. Just go with it. It doesn't even matter if they're blue or purple or— What did you say, cerulean? Yeah. It doesn't matter either way.

You understand what I'm trying to say, kid?

Uhmmmmm.

...

So you're a gay man?
_{[ Yeah, forgive his lack of social skills. He'll just come on out and ask that. ]}

Hallo.

[And a huff for you, get those languages out of his face ya brat.

Okay wait maybe you ain't too bad.]

I - yeah. Uh. [What is keeping up with this conversation, this kid was the jackrabbit here.] I'm Dutch, guess you're from Earth then.

[Blank look.]

'Cause if it was comin' that fast it's already happened, an' you're stuck with a bunch of pipsqueaks to look after now.

[ Is this real life????? ] Well. I like cock, but women aren't so bad either? I dunno. I guess it depends on my mood. [ He shrugs, and then: ]

Why? Are you thinking about taking me up on what I said?

_{[ Yeah. Maybe. Just wait until he opens his mouth a little more. ]}

You're Dutch! I've always wanted to visit Dutchland. That's so baller, my foreign gent. And eat Dutch food and actually use a toilet. They have those there, correct? I'm too busy to look on Google about your country but I know it exists.

_{[ A pause. ]}
It's a figure of speech, man! Time was really flying there for a moment, I felt as if my birthday was going to spring upon me any second and give me a fright.

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