Got quick questions for you. Bite the barber and indulge me, dig?

[ Brendan's looking pretty uncomfortable. That's probably because he's not used to (nor does he like)video, but he figures if he's asking a public question he might as well... well. Be as public as possible. It's exactly why the film noir slang is a little more pronounced. ]

First, if the word "brick" catches, hit me on the square. That's the most important. Don't ring any bells, don't worry about it.

[ An odd shrug. He's crouched down just outside the med bay, hands hovering up to just over his chin, most of his eyes hidden behind his glasses and an unruly mop of brown hair. ]

And if anyone's got actual music--y'know, like on a casette--and want to cop it off, drop me a dime. Lookin' for Lord of the Flies, too. Paper, not hologram.

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...If a guy's dizzy with a dame and that doll's got in the dutch recently, what's there to get her? He's on the nut and thick as what all, but she's pretty gowed-up.

[ This entry starts with the sound of shrubbery and a black screen. It goes on for a few more seconds, almost a full minute of it with heartfelt cursing interspersed every odd second or so. Next comes the pneumatic sound of the lift doors opening and closing, and a staticky shake of the feed, catching on the tail end of a low goddamnit.

Lo, an Isaac Lahey appears, looking a bit torn up with his dirty shirt but suspiciously not injured. Like at all. At least he didn't catch any of the scheduled "rains", so he's not muddy along with just dirty. ]

Great. Pocket dialing.

So I just went camping. Also I think I have a literal thorn in my ass, but I fell backwards on a bush, so who knows. I'm back, though?

I didn't see the dinosaur. I did find some pretty flower plants, though, like this one.

[ You guys, pay attention. He's holding wolfsbane. Of the non-deadly variety - thanks, Remus, for pointing the shrubbery out that one time - but still wolfsbane. Oh nooo. ]

Anyone knows what flower this is?

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[ FILTERED TO LYDIA MARTIN + ALLISON ARGENT ]
so are you guys okay or just avoiding werewolves?

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[ FILTERED TO HAYLEY STARK ]
HH, how good are you with adults? this is important.

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[ FILTERED TO SERAPHIM DIAS ]
so i'm back. chocolates first, garden later?