neal caffrey, magnificent hipster douchebag
[ neal's been bored, and that survey-- and the guy giving it-- have been amusing him for a while. now it's his turn, obviously. he turns a studiously serious face down to the camera. ]

Since surveys have already proved so effective, I thought I'd toss my hat into the ring. Metaphorically speaking, of course. Moz, don't touch my hats.

[ this is not an evil smile, what. ]

Enjoy, and remember to answer candidly and as completely as you can.