( 03 ) video ✵ i got six friends and they all know your name

[stacked]

So, look, I get everybody's all jazzed about that list or whatever, and people wanna do the mourning thing. All good, have at it.

What I'm wondering though, is what we got working to find out who helped the dead dude get that way. Still pretty new around here so I don't know what you got rigged up already, but where I'm from something like this happens we mount up before there's a dead guy number two.

[ so that was... kind of a job application. if you tilt your head and squint. and to seal the deal. ]

Wouldn't mind helping out.

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[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

[He frowns.]

I beg your pardon?

[voice]

[stacked]

Enhancements, prof. Ever take anything to keep the juices flowing?

[ ...charming phrasing. ]

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

I drink tea. I hope very much that is all you are asking, and not whether I abuse drugs to enhance my alertness.

[voice]

[stacked]

Hey, just asking. Whole lotta hippies can't be-- nah. Nah, they can.

So you take it all on sober, huh?

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

Of course I do. Do I seem to you the sort to engage in substance abuse?

[voice]

[stacked]

Nah, definitely not fun enough for that.

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

I consider that a compliment. I would not want to be "fun."

[voice]

[stacked]

You should try it sometime, prof. Remove the stick, live a little.

[ edgeworth she cannot even. ]

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

For what purpose?

[voice]

[stacked]

Gotta live a little before you die, Edgeworth.

[ shockingly sincere. ]

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

[And he raises an eyebrow - at the proper use of his name nearly as much as the sincerity of the sentiment.]

And you think that I do not? The difference is simply that my meter for how well I have lived is not how much fun I've had, but rather how many people I've helped.

[voice]

[stacked]

You work. S'not life.

...you ever kissed anybody, prof? [ U G H helping people. jesus edgeworth. ]

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

[He scowls.]

Please, answer me why you remotely think that I might respond to that question.

[voice]

[stacked]

So never, huh?

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

So I'm not answering the question. Derive whatever conclusions you like. I'm still not answering.

[voice]

[stacked]

Figured.

Re: [voice]

[jurisimpudent]

[Goddammit.]

In any case, of what import is it? I don't ask if you've ever...filed a motion with a superior court. It's irrelevant to your life experience; likewise, that is irrelevant to mine.

[voice]

[stacked]

Whatever you say, Drew. [ YAY A NEW NICKNAME EDGEWORTH AREN'T YOU THRILLED. ]

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

I'm...sorry. "Drew"?

[voice]

[stacked]

Never Been Kissed. [ /kanyeshrug ]

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

One, I did not confirm that. Two, I don't follow.

[voice]

[stacked]

One, uh yeah you did, and two, it's a movie. Not real into movies, huh?

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

"Drew" is a movie? A foolish title.

[voice]

[stacked]

Never Been Kissed's a movie. Drew's the name of the chick in it, Jesus.

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

...Well, that name is even more idiotic.