( 001 ) PARKER'S POV | TEXT/IMAGE

[spidersenses]

	NEW SURROUNDINGS I read the FAQ and stuff...It's gonna take a while to get used to things - but I guess I'm pretty adaptable. Waking up in blue goo is pretty surreal. Do you ever get used to it?

Comments

VOICE FOREVER; Hipsters are the best. X(

[andblockbuster]

What? A big warning siren and a friendly voice saying "don't panic, you're going to space?"

Pretty sure I still would've screamed like a little girl.

[spidersenses]

That would have been a lot better then what we have at the moment, girly screaming aside.

Like, normally, don't people sign up for this kinda thing?

[andblockbuster]

Have you seen the brochure? No one would sign up for this kinda thing.