( 001 ) PARKER'S POV | TEXT/IMAGE

[spidersenses]

	NEW SURROUNDINGS I read the FAQ and stuff...It's gonna take a while to get used to things - but I guess I'm pretty adaptable. Waking up in blue goo is pretty surreal. Do you ever get used to it?

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GEEK RAGE

[player_not_slayer]

Dude, you have got to be kidding me.

[He doesn't think you're from where he's from but Bing is Bing and Google is Google, no matter what reality you're from. And no matter what reality, Bing sucks huge fat Hackman cock, okay.]

Bing assumes you're functionally retarded with it's autocorrect bullshit and changes your own searches to what it thinks you really want. You wanna talk about shitty results? Apparently relevance is overrated.

[spidersenses]

When Relevance can be bought - yeah, there's definitely some question of integrity. I mean, no offense - but have you looked at Google's Business models?

[ a beat. that said he does have a 'droid. ( PARKER WHY ARE YOU USING BING ) ]

Look, it's just - googles a pretty terrible search engine. Bing turns up results that matter.

[player_not_slayer]

You wanna talk about relevance being bought, bro? Bing's results are biased towards Microsoft or any of their buttbuddies whenever they get the chance. Google's not half that bad.

[The moment he notices Peter has a Droid, he's going to rib him so hard about it.]

So I think you've got shit flipped around in your brain. Bing's just terribad, all around.