( 001 ) PARKER'S POV | TEXT/IMAGE

[spidersenses]

	NEW SURROUNDINGS I read the FAQ and stuff...It's gonna take a while to get used to things - but I guess I'm pretty adaptable. Waking up in blue goo is pretty surreal. Do you ever get used to it?

Comments

[spidersenses]

Why? Are you some kind of officer?

[ SINCE ALL HE SEES ARE NUMBERS. ARE YOU CAPTAIN STACEY. :C ]

[jurisimpudent]

A prosecutor. Surname.

[spidersenses]

Why is my surname important?

[jurisimpudent]

So that I have a name for you that I can use without sounding like your friend.

[spidersenses]

You don't wanna be friends?

[ just asking, you know. For future reference. ]

[jurisimpudent]

No.

[spidersenses]

[ wow, that was quick. and blunt. ]

Um. Okay.

[jurisimpudent]

So your surname?

[spidersenses]

It's redacted. Can't you just call me Peter?

[jurisimpudent]

I would prefer not to.

AND THEN I REMEMBERED THIS WAS A TEXT THREAD

[spidersenses]

[ he can't give away his last name, Mr. Edgeworth. ]

Okay. So - no dice. Can we just skip the scolding?

Oh no you caught my terrible disease :(

[jurisimpudent]

We can on one condition.