( 001 ) PARKER'S POV | TEXT/IMAGE

[spidersenses]

	NEW SURROUNDINGS I read the FAQ and stuff...It's gonna take a while to get used to things - but I guess I'm pretty adaptable. Waking up in blue goo is pretty surreal. Do you ever get used to it?

Comments

[altercate]

I can tell.

[ HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SOMEONE POSTED NUDES OF YOU, BRO. ]

[spidersenses]

[ They're artistic nudes. :c ]

It's not too bad. It's decently lit and cropped well.

[ he really doesn't know how to take the picture off. he's new, GOSH!! ]

[altercate]

Does it sound like I care how pretty it is?

[ PETER AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE SMART. ]

[spidersenses]

[ HE'S NEW. THERE'S NO BING ON THE TRANQUILITY. }

You don't look too shabby in it?

[altercate]

Take it down. Or I'll find you and--

[ maybe it's bad form to threaten to rip someone's throat out on a public feed. ]

--smash your camera.

SORRY WELP, THAT'S MEANT TO BE VOICE

[spidersenses]

Woah. Man. Calm down.

[ Please don't. :c ]

It's just a picture.

SEEMS LEGIT

[altercate]

I don't like being photographed.

[spidersenses]

Gotcha.

[ a beat. ]

Look, if I say it won't happen again, will we be cool?

[altercate]

[ is this implying that there had been a possibility of more nudes......... ]

Fine.

[spidersenses]

Alright, cool.

[ THEY'RE ARTISTIC NUDES, GOSH. ]