( 001 ) PARKER'S POV | TEXT/IMAGE

[spidersenses]

	NEW SURROUNDINGS I read the FAQ and stuff...It's gonna take a while to get used to things - but I guess I'm pretty adaptable. Waking up in blue goo is pretty surreal. Do you ever get used to it?

Comments

[spidersenses]

Woah, hey man. This isn't porn - it's totally tasteful.

[insufferableprick]

tasteful yes
but it also leaves the viewer with a sense of wanting more
which is exactly what good porn does amirite
ok maybe this falls more under artistic nude taken w/o consent
cause im p sure none of the fuckers responding to this actually want to see more considering they probably have already

k ill shut up
youre pretty good you a pro or a hobbyist

[spidersenses]

Hobbyist - but wouldn't mind going pro. There was an opening at the Bugle, back home. I was eyeing it a bit. Oh come on, you can't even tell who it is. I thought I got the lighting right that you can't tell who it is. It's suppose to like - give you that feeling of anonymity?

[ PRETENTIOUS HIPSTER ALERT. ]

What about you... what do you do?

[insufferableprick]

and then it was rudely torn from your desperate clutching fingers when you got xfiled up into space right
sucks bro why cant alien abduction be more conveniently timed
anyway im pretty sure you can get into deep shit posting nudies of people without their permission
taking a few shots and keeping em for your own personal viewing pleasure??
now THATS a different story but sharing with the class??
also theres some minors out here in space
i would know im one of them

easier question would be what DONT i do
but lately the answer is
i vandalize spaceships with chalk

[spidersenses]

I dunno, if I was gonna get abducted I'd enjoy a heads up.
But, I dunno. I guess, I got... abducted at a convenient time. If that makes sense, I mean, I could have been pulled from a time where people needed me more or something. But hey, you don't see anything and it's a silhouette more than anything. I think it's pretty tasteful.

With chalk?