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[ Upon arrival, the only thing he could really think about was her. Her. Where did she go? Who was she? How could he get in contact with her again? The jump and whole waking up in your underwear fiasco was enough to send him in a tizzy, but Jake's mind was still focused on one thing and one thing in particular... and that was finding her. Never mind the fact he was in a whole new scenario here and off his island he had grown up on and never even left. He felt exposed and unprepared, and one could say he was actually freaking out right now. Still disoriented from the jump, Jake seems to disregard everything else besides her. She was the very last thing he remembered, and he wasn't sure what was going on. A glimpse of her, then he wakes up here, still feeling sore from a match he had with his sparring partner where he "royally had his ass kicked." He sends out a text to anybody, anything, and makes it sound urgent. ]
Holy cheese and crackers! Where the blue blazes is this??
Ahoy there! Respond asap!! THIS IS AN URGENT MESSAGE TO ANY PERSONS WHO ARE RECEIVING. THOSE WHO HAVE EYES AND CAN SEE AND PROPERLY READ SHOULD CONTACT!! I dont mean to alarm anybody or anything who may read this so i beg of you to not get your knickers in a right bundle at my intense message but rather correspond to my plea!
IN CASE YOU HAVENT NOTICED WEVE BEEN KIDNAPPED! HOODWINKED BAMBOOZLED AND HIJACKED INTO SOME SPIELBURGESQUE VOYAGE INTO THE UNKNOWN!! As bloody ace and invigorating as it sounds forgive my botherations here whilst i send out an SOS to locate a certain person on this spaceship..
Right so here it goes! All im needing to know right now is if shes aboard this craft! The proper cerulean spider-chick undead damsel i was having a conversation with!
Well not exactly a conversation but we exchanged a smoldering glance at one another it couldnt have happened any more romantically than how it did. A picture-esque smashing blockbuster hit. Im near certain we were meant to be together like peas and peaches.
IF YOU ARE HER I WOULD SIMPLY LIKE TO APOLOGIZE GREATLY FOR MY DUMBFOUNDED EXPRESSION AND LACK OF WORDS TO CONVEY. I am typically quite the dashing chatterbox so pardon and excuse my mess!
Phew.
*Gently withdrawals a kerchief to*
Aw jeeze louise. They took my handkerchief too. Dag nabit.
How the devilfucking dickens do you properly operate such a queer device here??
[ As odd as it is, Jake doesn't question where any of his friends are or anything else. He seems rather intent on finding whoever it is he is looking for... even more so than asking where he is and how to get back home.
He's fiddling around with the communicator, turning it on for a moment. We see the carrier appears to be tanned and in his late teens with dark hair, and his face is bruised and swollen in some areas. It especially looks like the side of his mouth is busted. It statics and goes out after he swears a bit, but that's all we see.]
Holy cheese and crackers! Where the blue blazes is this??
Ahoy there! Respond asap!! THIS IS AN URGENT MESSAGE TO ANY PERSONS WHO ARE RECEIVING. THOSE WHO HAVE EYES AND CAN SEE AND PROPERLY READ SHOULD CONTACT!! I dont mean to alarm anybody or anything who may read this so i beg of you to not get your knickers in a right bundle at my intense message but rather correspond to my plea!
IN CASE YOU HAVENT NOTICED WEVE BEEN KIDNAPPED! HOODWINKED BAMBOOZLED AND HIJACKED INTO SOME SPIELBURGESQUE VOYAGE INTO THE UNKNOWN!! As bloody ace and invigorating as it sounds forgive my botherations here whilst i send out an SOS to locate a certain person on this spaceship..
Right so here it goes! All im needing to know right now is if shes aboard this craft! The proper cerulean spider-chick undead damsel i was having a conversation with!
Well not exactly a conversation but we exchanged a smoldering glance at one another it couldnt have happened any more romantically than how it did. A picture-esque smashing blockbuster hit. Im near certain we were meant to be together like peas and peaches.
IF YOU ARE HER I WOULD SIMPLY LIKE TO APOLOGIZE GREATLY FOR MY DUMBFOUNDED EXPRESSION AND LACK OF WORDS TO CONVEY. I am typically quite the dashing chatterbox so pardon and excuse my mess!
Phew.
*Gently withdrawals a kerchief to*
Aw jeeze louise. They took my handkerchief too. Dag nabit.
How the devilfucking dickens do you properly operate such a queer device here??
[ As odd as it is, Jake doesn't question where any of his friends are or anything else. He seems rather intent on finding whoever it is he is looking for... even more so than asking where he is and how to get back home.
He's fiddling around with the communicator, turning it on for a moment. We see the carrier appears to be tanned and in his late teens with dark hair, and his face is bruised and swollen in some areas. It especially looks like the side of his mouth is busted. It statics and goes out after he swears a bit, but that's all we see.]
text;
[ the next message takes a bit before being sent ]
he actually contacted me about setting me up with a friend of his. I think you should ask him about it, though.
text;
Setting you up with a friend of his??
Like one on one in a sort of romantic way??
Is there even any time to spare for that hogwash considering our situation presently??
text;
I don't think so anyway??
but "hogwash"? really? you'd be surprised how much time there is around here for people to get together and hang out.
text;
I dont have time for that!! We have to figure out how to get back home and back to earth right?
And oh.
Well.
I thought he would have put in a good word for me. Like emphasize how absolutely dapper as fuck i am and how dashing i look.
*Winks with double hand pistols.*
Ah but it doesnt matter im just pleased as punch he actually is wanting me to meet another person.
Though im not certain hes referring to *ME* for the friend but from what i know both rox and jane arent on this craft so i couldnt possibly know who else he would be referring to unless it was a friend he met on this spacecraft.
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yeah, just talk to him.
text;
though i suppose the off chance he was referring to me perhaps we ought to at least introduce ourselves??
You may call me jake!
text;
and you may call me Mystique. nice to finally meet you, Jake.
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Just like the knock out heart throbber damsel in the x men series?????
My jove you are one lucky lady to be blessed with such a similar name!
My heart practically *LEAPS* out of my chest when she changes color. I even have her as my wallpaper on my mobile!
Somebody so graceful and elegant like raven darkholme just really gets me swooning. Forgive me if im being bothersome as i casually fan boy over the similarity in your name but she was absolutely BRILLIANT in the newer flicks which i watch a lot because gosh i love movies. All the movies!! I have posters of her and comic books with her in them and just as much stuff as i can get my hands on.
But the conceptual art i have seen of her with the guns and the skulls and hubba hubba. What a girl!
You should feel so proud of your name and i will DEFINITELY be more than happy to call you by that name by crikey!
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Ha ha dont be ridiculous.
Such a wonderful dreamy girl can only be in fiction im sorry to say miss.
Its unfortunate really. It would be absolutely ace if she were real.
We could have one ripsnorter of a good time... if i could even muster up the guts to say something to her.
But being serious here. Do excuse me as i ask.
What is your real name??
video;
she could tell him the truth, but he might freak out. and maybe a few months ago she'd be selfish enough to go right for the ego boost, but now she's- not. sure. if she even should. making friends here is important, and if knowing the truth would honestly make things weird? then. maybe. she shouldn't? right?
but how long could that last? she's not going to walk around in a shift all the time just so he doesn't see that she is... whoever he thinks she is.
so she flicks on the video feed, still blonde for a moment, but then she lets go of her shift, and waves at the camera. ]
Raven. My name is Raven. [ sheeeepish ] I'm... real, I don't know how you knew who I was just by my codename, but. Yeah, I- [ laaaugh ] Hi?
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SWEET JESUS H CHRIST YOU ARE GORGEOUS!!!!!!
Excuse ME i think i need to take a breath here!!
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*SO THIS MEANS ITS REALLY ACTUALLY YOU LIKE HERE ACTUALLY REALLY JUST THERE ON MY DEVICE DOOHICKEY ITS YOU AND YOURE FUCKING BEAUTIFUL!!!*
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Holy spit its actually you and im talking to you and i dont really follow how its you and ive *BEEN* talking to you....
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*NOT FANTASIZING IN THAT SENSE HOLY JESUS.... JUST NORMALLY EXISTING!!!!!*
done.
*Pulls glasses off face and rubs eyes.*
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when she reads the last message, she shakes her head a bit, though if he really didn't want to be talking to her anymore she can't exactly say no, can she? ]
Um.
[ good start ]
I, um-? Thank you. For everything you just said, it's actually really groovy, and really very sweet. And you haven't screwed anything up, I promise. Really, it's okay. I get that it would be kinda crazy, if someone you didn't think was real, is actually real? So. If anything, I'm sorry I kinda freaked you out. I just-
[ now she'll just laugh, look away from the camera even though there's nothing to look at over there but she's pretending there's something very interesting just for the sake of not looking right at the camera ]
Either way. I don't- Want to say anything much, like I said before, because-- of this kind of thing, I guess? So. You shouldn't not talk to me, just saying. I wanna talk to you. We should be friends! Is what I mean. Oh, my God. [ NOW SHE'S RAMBLING WHAT HAVE YOU DONE ] Sorry, just- Right.
I'm sorry I freaked you out. And thank you, again, for the- compliments. [ she's never had anyone call her gorgeous before, not... after she showed her true form, anyway. Erik did, maybe, but Erik was different. ] I'll let you go, though, for now. If you want.
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