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[ dear smiley, you suck. well more particularly, your timing does. if only because tony was attempting to make his own way to medical with a fair number of stumbles along the way (honestly, the walls jumped out at him). but then you have the audacity to be all ~follow me~ and of course tony stopped to look and promptly stumbled once again, this time onto the floor. fun fact about the floor, it feels really nice to a guy with that weird sickness thing that seems to be going around. so he's choosing to stay there for now. what the video shows everyone is the ceiling, a charming view that he knows everyone appreciates.

he's not going to show off how he looks unless you really ask or manage to be the one of the people finding him, but hey it's better that way. you don't want to see any blueness he has going on. there's a sour burp heard before tony actually starts to speak. ]

That was disgusting. And I'm- technically no, I'm not sorry because it was bodily function and let me tell all of you that it was even more disgusting for me. [ a pause. ] I believe Kirk deserves some applause for managing to beat me in telling you all shit so you should all do that, maybe. He deserves it. [ and then there's some clapping. ] See? I even did it.

But anyway, I'm on the floor right now, it's a nice view from down here, I'll admit, but hypothetically I may not be able to get up right now. I know, this is a shocking concept because I'm kind of an energizer bunny and that doesn't usually happen to me. That being said, who might be willing to maybe find me, swing by, help a guy out here so he's not stuck on this, arguably really nice floor, and can maybe get himself to medbay? Possibly with your assistance so I don't have to make this message again. Even though it's a lot of fun making it right now.

And as much as I love all of you, letting you see the ceiling is a much better choice than letting you see me right now. Don't worry, later I'll say hi and you'll get to see me looking a little less gross.

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are you going blue right now?

[ ooc | SO. unless i remember wrong, dibs on finding go to sue storm, and then the actual dragging part of this goes to both natasha and clint but seriously feel free to offer help or mock tony. it's all good. and bear with me on slowness. C: ]

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Well if you do, just make JARVIS clean it up.

[He chuckles, knowing that Jarvis will make his lessons extra hard if he catches wind of that--maybe. But oh well, it's in name of a good cause, and it isn't as if the former-AI couldn't deny that he would clean it up for Tony.]

I'll expect my combined score when this is all over and you're back on your feet.

And give him blackmail ammunition for months? Nah, I don't feel like asking him. Pepper might though. She's done it once or twice. Did you Pepper when you knew the other me? Or are you thinking I'm talking about like, the shit you put on food.

[ The truth is, Tony just doesn't want to have JARVIS around while he's puking up his guts. Sure, JARVIS already said he was ill, but he was less ill than Tony was. And if Tony was going to be stuck in bed, he might as well send JARVIS out in place of him. ]

I suppose I can give it to you. And hey, incentive to come back in one piece or something.

I never met her--but you mentioned her once or twice, back then.

[Alex chuckles, his voice tight, despite the lightness of the conversation.]

I'll get everyone back in one piece.

If we all get out of this in one piece and you get a high enough score, you should meet her. Even if she'll be annoyed that someone was making me whine more about being trapped in the bed.

But she'll get over it.

[ He pauses. ]

You better, okay, because I built that thing for you for a reason, I don't just do that for everyone. Use it well or something equally pretentious sounding.

Would bringing my cat distract her?

[Women like cats, right? They seem to all be interested in Bozo, even if Alex isn't really interested in talking to the strangers.]

I'd say I'll make you proud, but I think that would be a bit too much.

[Which means he said it anyways, but in a much cooler fashion.]

It might. Or at least she'd be a lot less angry. The magical calming effect of a cat. They purr, you can't stay mad.

[ There's probably a study about it done somewhere but Tony doesn't honestly recall. (Though, okay fine, maybe he just wants to see her coo or something over the cat.) ]

If you said it, I'd never tell you the score you got with me. Seriously, go be a badass right now. Enjoy it while you can because I would be taking all the glory in that away from you if I could get up.

Exactly. Act's like a buffer. 'Yes, I blew up the basement, but here is a kitten, isn't he cute'.

[Though he isn't sure Charles would have ever fallen for that.]

Better use my time wisely then.

I'll check in later--few hours.

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