mark v suit ❦ [ video + action? + one encrypted text ]
[ dear smiley, you suck. well more particularly, your timing does. if only because tony was attempting to make his own way to medical with a fair number of stumbles along the way (honestly, the walls jumped out at him). but then you have the audacity to be all ~follow me~ and of course tony stopped to look and promptly stumbled once again, this time onto the floor. fun fact about the floor, it feels really nice to a guy with that weird sickness thing that seems to be going around. so he's choosing to stay there for now. what the video shows everyone is the ceiling, a charming view that he knows everyone appreciates.
he's not going to show off how he looks unless you really ask or manage to be the one of the people finding him, but hey it's better that way. you don't want to see any blueness he has going on. there's a sour burp heard before tony actually starts to speak. ]
That was disgusting. And I'm- technically no, I'm not sorry because it was bodily function and let me tell all of you that it was even more disgusting for me. [ a pause. ] I believe Kirk deserves some applause for managing to beat me in telling you all shit so you should all do that, maybe. He deserves it. [ and then there's some clapping. ] See? I even did it.
But anyway, I'm on the floor right now, it's a nice view from down here, I'll admit, but hypothetically I may not be able to get up right now. I know, this is a shocking concept because I'm kind of an energizer bunny and that doesn't usually happen to me. That being said, who might be willing to maybe find me, swing by, help a guy out here so he's not stuck on this, arguably really nice floor, and can maybe get himself to medbay? Possibly with your assistance so I don't have to make this message again. Even though it's a lot of fun making it right now.
And as much as I love all of you, letting you see the ceiling is a much better choice than letting you see me right now. Don't worry, later I'll say hi and you'll get to see me looking a little less gross.
[ encrypted 100% to aberdeen ]
are you going blue right now?
[ ooc | SO. unless i remember wrong, dibs on finding go to sue storm, and then the actual dragging part of this goes to both natasha and clint but seriously feel free to offer help or mock tony. it's all good. and bear with me on slowness. C: ]
he's not going to show off how he looks unless you really ask or manage to be the one of the people finding him, but hey it's better that way. you don't want to see any blueness he has going on. there's a sour burp heard before tony actually starts to speak. ]
That was disgusting. And I'm- technically no, I'm not sorry because it was bodily function and let me tell all of you that it was even more disgusting for me. [ a pause. ] I believe Kirk deserves some applause for managing to beat me in telling you all shit so you should all do that, maybe. He deserves it. [ and then there's some clapping. ] See? I even did it.
But anyway, I'm on the floor right now, it's a nice view from down here, I'll admit, but hypothetically I may not be able to get up right now. I know, this is a shocking concept because I'm kind of an energizer bunny and that doesn't usually happen to me. That being said, who might be willing to maybe find me, swing by, help a guy out here so he's not stuck on this, arguably really nice floor, and can maybe get himself to medbay? Possibly with your assistance so I don't have to make this message again. Even though it's a lot of fun making it right now.
And as much as I love all of you, letting you see the ceiling is a much better choice than letting you see me right now. Don't worry, later I'll say hi and you'll get to see me looking a little less gross.
[ encrypted 100% to aberdeen ]
are you going blue right now?
[ ooc | SO. unless i remember wrong, dibs on finding go to sue storm, and then the actual dragging part of this goes to both natasha and clint but seriously feel free to offer help or mock tony. it's all good. and bear with me on slowness. C: ]
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I don't know about anyone else, but I've been hearing a ringing noise and tripping over my own two feet. And since this is video, I'm pretty sure you've noticed the other symptom.
[ she's feeling a bit feverish and sick to her stomach, too, but no need to mention that yet. she wants to search for whatever it is they need to find to fix this. ]
I can head over to you. Possibly with backup.
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[ he pauses. ]
Probably with backup. I know you're a badass and all and you took down Happy, but I'm thinking the whole walking thing isn't going to be my friend. Avenger backup sounds good though.
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Right. I'm meeting Clint, we'll be on our way soon.
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Right. Don't take too long. Seriously. As much as I like being on this floor, I'd like to not puke on it. Or lay in said puke if I do.
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In the meantime, you've got decent enough aim. [ she'd been moving, but once she's close enough to where she thinks he is she stops and leans heavily against the wall. there's no vomiting yet, but she's feeling pretty dangerously close to it and the dizziness isn't helping.
she just needs a moment. she'll wait for clint to go the rest of the way. ]
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Sometimes. Other times it just flies aimlessly. [ he looks at her for a long moment, and wonders if he'd even care this much if he hadn't spent so many months on this ship with her. sure, back at home they saved the world, but here, well she's one of his ties from home and a teammate. it just makes him worried-ish to see her like this. ] Natasha?
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[ not that there'd been vomit flying then, but trading snark with him is making her feel like she's on steadier ground, which is something she desperately wants right now. she shuts her eyes for a moment as she feels her stomach lurch unpleasantly, her head dropping and her hands bracing themselves on her knees as she takes a few deep breaths, waiting for the nausea to settle back into something more manageable. ]
Tony. [ her voice is weak and flat as she responds, and she doesn't bother lifting her head. if he wants to call her out on lying to him, she...well, she'd be annoyed, but not surprised. ]
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[ if tony was any other person (hell, if tony was clint) he'd call her out on it. he knows that look that natasha has right now. he had it earlier (and probably still kind of has it) and it means she's getting just as sick as him at a barely slower pace. but tony knows that being called out on something like that is aggravating, so instead he says this: ]
After all of this is done and assuming I don't die. We have shawarma to eat. Hell, I have six of them myself. And um, plushies, little angry bird ones. And there's six of them. There's six Avengers. [ a beat. ] It would be a shame if all that food went to waste and none of us got to enjoy those plushies. [ somewhere in that, there's a plea to just take care of yourself, but tony isn't going to say it out loud. and he's thinking natasha knows that he won't, it's the best he can do, but it's at least something. ]
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[ it's another minute before she can lift her head, and her expression is quietly grateful. she knows this is bad, isn't trying to fool herself into thinking she's not sick (it's pretty impossible to deny it with the way she feels and looks), but she wants to do what she can to find what'll fix what's wrong. she can't do that if she's laid up in bed. ]
Assuming none of us die. [ but she's smiling as much as she can muster and gives him a small nod. ] We'll have to set something up. I got one, too. [ a beat. ] No plushies, though. What are we supposed to do with those?
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[ he allows his lips to quirk up in a half smile at the expression she gives him. he'll let her do what she wants this time because he knows if he felt any better he'd be going off on this potentially idiotic adventure himself. ]
At the moment, pretty sure I'm the closest one to maybe doing it. Then again, what, I'm like 0 for a million when it comes to avoiding death. [ he laughs for a moment before he gags. it's another minute before he speaks again, taking slow breaths in between. ] They're like- mini hulk plushies. They can be, I don't know, our secret thing. Plus, you know, it'll make the big guy feel at home. Or I don't know, promote more team bonding.
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I'm sure Bruce'll appreciate the analogy. [ she straightens a bit, still leaning against the wall. ] Have you heard from him, by the way? Or Thor?
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[ later on tony will probably deny that he said that but he'll let it sit for now. he nods slowly. ] Talked to Bruce recently, not since the sickness started but recently enough. Can't be sure if he's sick and I don't even know about Thor. You heard from Steve?
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